Ed Rooney quotes
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I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind.
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[watching Sloane French kiss Ferris, who is posing as Sloane's father] So that's how it is in their family.
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Les jeux sont faits. Translation: the game is up. Your ass is mine. [said to a girl who looks like Ferris from behind at the pizza place]
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Poochie, poochie, poochie! *whistles* Look what Uncle Ed's got for you, you little ****er!
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[to Ferris] How would you feel about another year of high school? Under my close personal supervision.
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Grace. Grace!
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Something's going on, god damn it!