Ferris : Where's your brain? Cameron : Why'd you kick me? Ferris : Where's your brain? Cameron : Why'd you kick me? Ferris : Where's your brain? Cameron : I asked you first. Ferris : How can we pick up Sloane if Rooney is there with her? Cameron : I said for her to be there alone and you freaked. Ferris : Now, I didn't hit you. I lightly slapped you. Cameron : You hit me. Look don't make me participate in your stupid crap if you don't like the way I do it. You make me get out of bed, you make me come over here. You make me make a phony phone call to Edward Rooney ? The man could squash my nuts into oblivion. And-and-and then, and then, you deliberately hurt my feelings.

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