Lt. Daniel Kaffee quotes
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This is a sales pitch. It's not going to be won by the law, it's going to be won by the lawyers.
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Whatever happened to saluting an officer when he leaves the room? [Dawson stands up and shoves his hands in his pockets]
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Oh, now I see what you're saying! It had to be Professor Plum, in the library, with the candlestick!
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We have softball games and marching bands. They work at a place where you have to wear camouflage or you might get shot!
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Oh, spare me the psychobabble father bullshit.
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That's a relief! I was afraid I wasn't going to be able to use the 'liar, liar, pants-on-fire' defense.
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Why does a Lieutenant junior grade with a track record for plea bargains get handed a murder case? Could it be so it never sees the inside of a courtroom?
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The only thing I have to eat is Yoohoo and Cocoa Puffs, so if you want anything else bring it with you.
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You're a lousy ****ing softball player Jack.
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[Imitating Jessep] He eats breakfast three hundred yards away from four thousand Cubans who are trained to kill him [in his own voice] and no one's going to tell him how to run his unit, least of all the Harvard mouth in his ****y white uniform.
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And the hits just keep on comin'.
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He's arguing. He's making an argument.
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Is the Colonel's underwear a matter of national security?
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So this is what a courtroom looks like.
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Now, is that 0600 in the morning, sir?