Col. Nathan R. Jessep quotes

View Quote Walk softly and carry an armored tank division, I always say.

View Quote Who the **** is PFC William T. Santiago?

View Quote I run my unit how I run my unit. You want to investigate me, roll the dice and take your chances. I eat breakfast three hundred yards away from four thousand Cubans who are trained to kill me. So don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash a badge, and make me nervous.

View Quote There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, because this is true - if you haven't gotten a blow-job from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by. 'Course, my problem is, I'm a colonel, so I guess I'll just have to keep taking cold showers until one of you gals is elected president.

View Quote Take caution in your tone, Commander. I'm a fair guy, but this ****ing heat is making me absolutely crazy.