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I'd like to thank the Academy ...
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People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden.
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I can't think of anything.
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Put a gun to my head and paint the walls with my brains.
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I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all those French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.
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I felt like destroying something beautiful.
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After fighting, everything else in your life got the volume turned down. You could deal with anything.
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And I used to be such a nice guy.
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A guy who came to Fight Club for the first time – his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.
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If you woke up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
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With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.
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On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
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For six months I couldn't sleep. With insomnia, nothing's real. Everything is far away. Everything is a copy ... of a copy ... of a copy.
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How embarrassing. A house full of condiments and no food.
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We all started seeing things differently. Everywhere we went, we were sizing things up. I felt sorry for guys who packed into gyms, trying to look like how Calvin Klein or Tommy Hilfiger said they should.
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This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.
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Losing all hope was freedom.
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... when you buy furniture, you tell yourself: that's it, that's the last sofa I'm gonna need. No matter what else happens, I've got that sofa problem handled. I had it all. I had a stereo that was very decent, a wardrobe that was getting very respectable. I was so close to being complete.
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It was beautiful: we were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.
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That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love? Well, look, it works both ways.
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You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick.
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We used to read pornography. Now it was the Horchow collection.
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Marla Singer: she's like the scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if you would just stop tonguing it, but you can't.
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Marla's philosophy of life is that she might die at any moment. The tragedy, she said, is that she didn't.
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You had to give it to him – he had a plan. And it started to make sense, in a Tyler sort of way. No fear, no distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter ... truly slide.
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This is Bob. Bob had bitch tits.
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I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
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I am Jack's smirking revenge.
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I am Jack's wasted life.
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I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.
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I am Jack's broken heart.
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I am Jack's raging bile duct.
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I am Jack's cold sweat.
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It was right on everyone's face. Tyler and I just made it visible. It was in the tip of everyone's tongue. Tyler and I just gave it a name.
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You met me at a very strange time in my life.
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Well, you're not gonna believe this ...
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If you ask me now, I couldn't tell you why I called him.
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Ah ... that really hurts ... hit me again.
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[From theatrical PSA] Remember, no one has the right to touch you in your bathing-suit area.
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If I had a tumour, I'd name it Marla.