Crush the Turtle quotes
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Oh, I saw the whole thing, dude! First, you were like, whoa! And then we were like, WHOA! And then you were like, whoa.
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You've got serious thrill issues dude... awesome!
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Oh, man. Hey, no hurling on the shell, dude, okay? Just waxed it.
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You, Mini-Man! Takin' on the jellies. You got serious thrill issues, dude.
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It's awesome, Jellyman. Little dudes are just eggs, we leave 'em on the beach to hatch, and then — koo-koo ka-choo! — they find their way back to the Big Ol' Blue.
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[while surfing the tide of the Eastern Australian Current] Righteous! Righteous!
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now give me some fin, nogin dude!!!!
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Mister turtle is my father, name's Crush.