Chris :You're a doormat. Annie :Why are you so crabby today honey, is it school? I know what it is; it's a boy. Chris :I'm a lesbian mom. I'm a lesbian, but that's not the point. Annie :Well sweetie, when you say lesbian... Chris :And don't tell daddy, I want to tell him myself when the time is right. Like Father's day or Christmas morning. Catherine :Annie? Thank God you're all right. Where were you? Who saw you? Annie :Who saw me what? Chris :She was sleeping with daddy. Catherine :Oh muffin dear you've come to your senses i'm so happy. Annie :Mother, i am not sleeping with Aaron. He's just having some problems with his partners. He's feeling very conflicted and he needed somebody to talk to. Chris :Doormat! Annie :Lesbian!

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