The Fisher King quotes

View Quote The whole point of life, I think, is for men and women to get married so that God and the Devil can get together — and work it out. Anne Napolitano: Didn't you say that what you liked about our relationship is that we didn't have to think? We could just be there for each other.
Jack Lucas: Suicidal paranoiacs'll say anything to get laid.

View Quote Jack Lucas: Do you still believe in God?
Anne Napolitano: Oh! You gotta believe in God! But I don't believe that God created Man in His image. 'Cause most of the shit that happens is because of men. Naw, I think men was made in the Devil's image, and women were created outta God. 'Cause, after all, women can have babies, which is kinda like creating. And which also accounts for the fact that women are so attracted to men. 'Cause let's face it, the Devil is a helluva lot more interesting. I've slept with some saints in my day, and believe me, I know what I'm talking about. Egh-boy! So, the whole point of life, the whole point of life, I think, is for men and women to get married so that God and the Devil can get together — and work it out. Not that we have to get married or anything. God forbid.

View Quote Jack Lucas: I don't mean to be flippant or to enrage you or anything, but you're a psychotic man.
Parry: I know.
Jack Lucas: A very nice psychotic man.
Parry: Thank you.

View Quote Jack Lucas: Where would King Arthur be without Guinevere?
Parry: Happily married, probably.
Jack Lucas: Well, that's a bad... that's a bad example.

View Quote Lydia: I have never been through a dating period.
Anne Napolitano: It's a disgusting process. You haven't missed a thing.

View Quote Parry: What do you think of the death penalty?
John: Death is definitely a penalty! It ain't no ****in' gift!

View Quote Thug: What're you, a ****?
Parry: ****? No, but I do believe in fairies.