Tom Quotes quotes

View Quote Oh, I don't know, Charlie. Unlike you, I never expected "the thunderbolt." I always just hoped that, that I'd meet some nice friendly girl, like the look of her, hope the look of me didn't make her physically sick, then pop the question and, um, settle down and be happy. It worked for my parents. Well, apart from the divorce and all that.

View Quote The great advantage of having a reputation for being stupid: People are less suspicious of you.

View Quote Did anyone else tread in a cowpat? No, thought not.

View Quote After running into his cousin, Deidre
Golly... bloody Thunderbolt City!