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Widow Tweed: Amos Slade, you trigger-happy lunatic! Give me that gun!
[she takes Amos' gun, then shoots on the radiator of his truck, which hisses]
Amos: My radiator! Why, you blasted female! I'll--
Tweed: [aims the gun at him] Hold it, right there!
Amos: [nervously] Watch it! That thing's loaded!
[Tweed shoots the last bullet in the air]
Tweed: Now it ain't loaded!
[she tosses the empty gun back to Amos]
Amos: Dagnabbit, woman! [points to Tod] Your thievin' fox was after my chickens!
Tweed: Rubbish and poppy****! I don't believe it. He wouldn't hurt a thing!
Amos: You callin' me a liar, you muddle-headed female?! I saw it happen!
Tweed: Amos Slade, that temper of yours is going to get you into a lot of trouble someday!
Amos: [turns red in the face] Temper?! Temper?! Woman, you ain't seen my temper! [throws his hat to the ground and stomps on it] If I ever catch that fox on my property again, I'll blast him! And next time I won't miss!


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