Private Cowboy: Don't shit me, man!
Private Joker: I wouldn't shit you. You're my favorite turd!
Private Joker: I wouldn't shit you. You're my favorite turd!
Private Cowboy : Don't shit me, man!
Private Joker : I wouldn't shit you. You're my favorite turd!
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