G.I. Joe: Retaliation quotes

View Quote DOD says I can't come out of retirement. They didn't say anything about re-enlisting.

View Quote Firefly - good to see we're not running low on crazy.

View Quote Hustle up guys. You've got to get that defector and get the hell out of there. No delays.

View Quote I came here when I was fourteen, with a life expectancy of thirteen. I was bounced around from home to home until this... became my home. Guys would line up outside that door to fight me. They whooped my skinny ass so much I started to enjoy it. Until one winter, I grew eight inches, gained sixty pounds, punched a guy so hard he couldn't move his arm to tap out. Then when the Joes came recruiting to the hood, I'd already beaten down half of it. I became a Joe to serve. In the field. So if we're fighting uphill, we take the hill.

View Quote In the immortal words of Jay-Z: "Whatever deity may guide my life, dear lord don't let me die tonight. But if I shall before I wake, I'd accept my fate."

View Quote Is this where I ask you what you have planned?

View Quote It's not like I don't hear what you're saying. But an impostor president?

View Quote Let's move! The world ain't saving itself !

View Quote Listen to me. I sound like a real estate agent. I'm not here to sell you anything. Except maybe hopelessness. [laughs]

View Quote Making more things go boom before 9 am. than most people do all day.

View Quote On my orders, the covert special forces unit, codenamed Cobra, terminated with extreme prejudice Joe command, facilities, personnel. The GI Joes... are no more.

View Quote Snake Eyes. Last place I thought I'd see you. Warden James. It's a pleasure. I'm a very big fan. I love the black. It's very Johnny Cash.

View Quote The Cobra revolution has begun.

View Quote Well how come when the general says it, it sounds crazy?

View Quote Well the good news is no global warming summit next month.