Garden State quotes

37 total quotes

Andrew Largeman (Large)
Mark
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Sam

View Quote I was nine, and someone made a shitty latch.

View Quote I'm okay with being unimpressive. I sleep better.

View Quote If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you'd like.

View Quote It's amazing how much of my life has been determined by a quarter inch piece of plastic.

View Quote My hair's blowin' in the wind.

View Quote My mom always says that, when she can see I'm, like, working something out in my head. She's like, "You're in it right now" and I'm looking at you telling this story, and you're definitely in it.

View Quote My mom just died. God, it's weird to say it out loud. But, my mom just died.

View Quote OK, so, sometimes I lie. I mean I'm weird, man, about random stuff too. I don't even know why I do it. It's like... it's like a tick. I mean sometimes I hear myself say something and think, "Wow, that wasn't even remotely true".

View Quote Sidecars are for bitches.

View Quote The only thing worse than a favor is a favor involving money.

View Quote This is my life, Dad. This is it. I've spent 26 years waiting for something else to start. So, no, I don't think it's too much to take on, because it's everything there is. I see now it's all of it. You and I are gonna be okay. You know that, right? We may not be as happy as you always dreamed we would be, but for the first time let's just allow ourselves to be whatever it is we are, and that will be better, okay? I think that will be better.

View Quote This is your one opportunity to do something that no one has ever done before, and that no one will copy throughout human existence. And if nothing else, you will be remembered as the one guy who ever did this. This one thing.

View Quote We're not playing "Spin the Bottle." How old are we? More importantly, how old are they?

View Quote What do you do? You laugh. I'm not saying I don't cry, but in between, I laugh. And I realize how silly it is to take anything too seriously. Plus, I look forward to a good cry. It feels pretty good.

View Quote What's the word that's burning in your heart?