Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties quotes

View Quote 13 hours in a bag with a farting dog?

View Quote Dargis: But that fat ball of fur could last for another 15 lives!

View Quote Garfield: 13 hours in a bag with a farting dog?

View Quote Garfield: [bounces on a bedchamber] I could do some snoozing here, yeah. Even a king needs a catnap. Get up! Get down. Get up! This baby is spring-loaded. Why do you think they call me-- Highness?

View Quote Garfield: [while at Buckingham Palace] Hey, lady! Got any left over liver? Oh, I know she heard me. They are dogs, Odie. Odie? [Odie whizzes on a soldier's foot] Odie, no don't do the ugly American thing! [the soldier looks down at Odie, and chases Garfield and Odie] The British are coming! The British are coming!

View Quote Garfield: Does this castle make my butt a little too big?

View Quote Garfield: For those keeping score at home, that's 18 lives.

View Quote Jon: Liz, will you marry me? [shows her the ring]
Liz: Yes.
Garfield: You know, a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's.

View Quote Jon: Uh, oh, could you deliver this to the girl in room 407?

View Quote Jon: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Garfield, what are you doing?
Garfield: I'm security, pal. Just protecting you from myself.
Jon: Garfield, you've caused enough trouble today. Now you have food, water and company.
Garfield: [points at Odie] Which one is he?
Jon: Be good.
Garfield: Jon, he's hilarious. Be careful, she's a man-eater! [Jon leaves] Oh, no. He's under the spell. [Odie still looks for the hamburger in the cabinet] Okay, Odie. I'll give you one small clue. It's not in there!

View Quote Prince: 35, 36, 37, 38... ..96, 97, 98, 99, 100.

View Quote Prince: All right, I'll count to 100.

View Quote Winston: These are your ancestors, dating back 400 years.

View Quote [Dargis notices Liz in the tour group and takes an instant liking to her.]
Dargis: Hello. Welcome to Carlyle Castle, my dear.
Liz: Thank you. It's--it's beautiful.
Dargis: [refers to her dress] Well, that makes two of you. Did I mention how much I abhor fox hunting, unless, of course, in self-defense.
Liz: Bye.
[Liz tries to walk away, but Dargis walks up to her and puts his hand around her waist]
Dargis: If I may... Uh, one question, uh...?
Liz: Liz.
Dargis: Ah, the same as our own dear queen. [offers her a drink] Cordial? One question, Liz?
[Garfield walks past sadly and overhears Dargis talking to Liz.]
Garfield: Liz?
Dargis: What would you say if I were to donate one of my priceless oil paintings to your conservancy?
Liz: Um... Thank you?
Dargis: Mm! But how would you say it?
[Garfield doesn't like seeing Dargis flirting with his owner's girlfriend.]
Garfield: That royal sleaze is hitting on Liz.
Dargis: Perhaps you would consider dining with me at the castle tonight?

View Quote [holds up lasagna plate] Please, sir, may I have some more?