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[after crashing into a tree at a breakneck speed] George not feel so good.
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[arrives in Africa in a crate] Next time George get bigger box.
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[looks down the unconscious Ursula's blouse] Something funny about this fella.
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[practicing his made-up story about Ursula getting captured by the White Ape] It was horrible. An almost 400-pound white ape man. The White Ape has my girlfriend. I held him off as long as I could. There's blood everywhere. The White Ape got my girlfriend. He weighs 400-pounds! The White Ape got my girlfriend! The White Ape got...help! Help! Man needs help!
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[repeated line] George just lucky, I guess.
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[Translating with a Swahili phrasebook] Pardon me, girls. I know you're feeling pretty hey sailor up here about now. But if you would just let me order a bowl of fried clams we can all have smallpox tomorrow morning.
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Here comes Shep.
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It dancin' time.
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No hard feelings, Stonebelly. The best man won, that's all. Or, I should say, the guy who brought mercenaries won; that's all.
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No people here to look stupid for. Just George.