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Sammy Birch: [after Gleason tells a joke] That's one of Berle's.
Jackie Gleason: Oh yeah?
Sammy Birch: He steals from the best, so do you.
Jackie Gleason: What do you mean?
Sammy Birch: Everybody knows you like to uh...
Jackie Gleason: Say it.
Sammy Birch: ...Borrow? [laughs]
George 'Bullets' Durgom: Alright, c'mon. We're all just having a good time here--
Jackie Gleason: [passively] Oh, you sure the hell are. You have big steaks and booze up my expense, why not have a good time at my expense?
Sammy Birch: Jackie. If I said something wrong? I apologize. You know what I mean? Nothing by it.
Jackie Gleason: Nah, nah, it's not a matter of something wrong. You just said what's on your mind.
Sammy Birch: You saying I'm jealous?
Jackie Gleason: No, see you would have to be a contender to be jealous. You are envious.
Sammy Birch: So now I'm envious?
Jackie Gleason: And pathetic.
[pause]


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