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"Who's your gnomie?" [grabs the flower] Who's your gnomie now?
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Bill Shakespeare: [Upon noticing the huge explosion in the background; smug] Told you so!
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Dolly Gnome: Now, I know you know the rules and I don't have to repeat them, but I'm gonna 'cause I wanna, and here they are.
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Announcer: TERRAFIRMINATOR!!! Are you losing the war in your garden?
Benny: Never!
Announcer: Well, brother, maybe it's time for a secret weapon!
Benny: Bring it on.
Announcer: TERRAFIRMINATOR!!!
Benny: This one's for Gnomeo! [selects the Terrafirminator]
Announcer: MEOW!!!
Benny: Never!
Announcer: Well, brother, maybe it's time for a secret weapon!
Benny: Bring it on.
Announcer: TERRAFIRMINATOR!!!
Benny: This one's for Gnomeo! [selects the Terrafirminator]
Announcer: MEOW!!!
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Announcer: Are you losing the war in your garden? Well, brother, maybe it's time for a secret weapon - TERRAFIRMINATOR!!! It's the most ruthless, 500-horsepower, grass-dominating piece of hardware the world has ever seen! TERRAFIRMINATOR!!! It's unnecessarily POWERFUL! Now with 75 percent more POWER! It clears! CLEARS! It digs! DIGS! It mows! MOWS! Your lawn will be AFRAID to grow! TERRAFIRMINATOR!!! It's a weapon of grass DESTRUCTION!!!!!
Disclaimer: Terrafirminator will not inhibit grass from growing. Not recommended for residential use. Brother.
Disclaimer: Terrafirminator will not inhibit grass from growing. Not recommended for residential use. Brother.
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Fawn: You're the greatest boss, the greatest by far! (nudges the little red gnomes)
Little Red Gnomes: The greatest, the greatest by far.
Benny: A cheat, a cheat, that's what you are!
Little Red Gnomes: A cheat, a cheat, that's what you are! [Get kicked by Fawn]
Nanette: Definitely not.
Little Red Gnomes: The greatest, the greatest by far.
Benny: A cheat, a cheat, that's what you are!
Little Red Gnomes: A cheat, a cheat, that's what you are! [Get kicked by Fawn]
Nanette: Definitely not.
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Fawn: [About Tybalt's well being vandalized by spray paint] Why would anyone ever do this to Tybalt?
Little Red Gnomes: Because nobody likes him.
Little Red Gnomes: Because nobody likes him.
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Fawn: [About Tybalt's well being vandalized by spray paint] Why would anyone ever do this to Tybalt?
Little Red Gnomes: Because nobody likes him.
Little Red Gnomes: Because nobody likes him.
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Gnomeo: Hey there, Juliet. What a name. It’s a great name. Goes with your... eyes. You’re looking really cool. You’re looking good. Did It hurt when you fell down from heaven? That’s a killer, man. Yeah, no. You’re looking cool. Yeah. How’s it going with you, baby?
[Juliet arrvies]
Juliet: Oh I’m fine baby, how are you.
Gnomeo: Uh, I, uh, never better.
[Juliet is worried someone may have heard the collapse of a log pile]
Juliet: [Anxiously] Do you think anyone heard that?
Gnomeo: [Whispering] There's nobody here.
Juliet: [Also whispering] Then why are you whispering?
Gnomeo: [Flirtatiously] Why are you whispering?
Juliet: [Giggles, then spots something behind Gnomeo; excited] Wow - look at that! [Runs towards it]
Gnomeo: [Disappointed] I guess we're finished with the whispering thing!
Juliet: It’s a 1950s MacAllister Ranger. Let’s start her up!
Gnomeo: Yeah! Okay. Check out the power on this beauty. She’s empty. Bingo.
Juliet: Hey, try this.
Gnomeo: Thanks.
[Juliet arrvies]
Juliet: Oh I’m fine baby, how are you.
Gnomeo: Uh, I, uh, never better.
[Juliet is worried someone may have heard the collapse of a log pile]
Juliet: [Anxiously] Do you think anyone heard that?
Gnomeo: [Whispering] There's nobody here.
Juliet: [Also whispering] Then why are you whispering?
Gnomeo: [Flirtatiously] Why are you whispering?
Juliet: [Giggles, then spots something behind Gnomeo; excited] Wow - look at that! [Runs towards it]
Gnomeo: [Disappointed] I guess we're finished with the whispering thing!
Juliet: It’s a 1950s MacAllister Ranger. Let’s start her up!
Gnomeo: Yeah! Okay. Check out the power on this beauty. She’s empty. Bingo.
Juliet: Hey, try this.
Gnomeo: Thanks.
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Juliet: Oh, Gnomeo, Gnomeo, are we really doomed to never see each other again? Why must you wear a blue hat? Why couldn't it be red like my father, or green like... like a leprechaun... or purple like, ummm, like some weird guy… I mean, what's in a gnome? Because you are blue, my father sees red, and because I am red, I am feeling blue. Oh, at any rate that shouldn't be the thing to keep us apart, should it?
Gnomeo: No, no, it shouldn't! I couldn't have said it better myself!
Juliet: Oh, my giddy aunt, did you just hear all that? What are you doing here?
Gnomeo: I don't know! I just wanted to, uh… [chuckles nervously] ...I just wanted to see you again!
Juliet: Are you crazy? If my dad finds you, he'll bury you under the patio!
Gnomeo: 'Finds me', are you joking? "Stealth" is my middle name!
[Steps on the button which sets off a display of bright lights]
Juliet: Turn it off!
Gnomeo: I’m trying.
Juliet: Do something!
Gnomeo: The button’s stuck! Come on.
Redbrick: AAH! JULIET!
Gnomeo: It won’t turn off!
Juliet: There’s something behind you!
Gnomeo: Shroom! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Nanette: Juliet, what’s with the...? Ooh! You look like a fun-gi.
Gnomeo: No, no, it shouldn't! I couldn't have said it better myself!
Juliet: Oh, my giddy aunt, did you just hear all that? What are you doing here?
Gnomeo: I don't know! I just wanted to, uh… [chuckles nervously] ...I just wanted to see you again!
Juliet: Are you crazy? If my dad finds you, he'll bury you under the patio!
Gnomeo: 'Finds me', are you joking? "Stealth" is my middle name!
[Steps on the button which sets off a display of bright lights]
Juliet: Turn it off!
Gnomeo: I’m trying.
Juliet: Do something!
Gnomeo: The button’s stuck! Come on.
Redbrick: AAH! JULIET!
Gnomeo: It won’t turn off!
Juliet: There’s something behind you!
Gnomeo: Shroom! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Nanette: Juliet, what’s with the...? Ooh! You look like a fun-gi.
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Lady Bluebury: [To Lord Redbrick; about his prized tulips] Your tulips are looking a little limp this year, aren't they?
Lord Redbrick: [Offended] Oh! I don't like what you're incinerating.
Bluebury: The proper word is "insinuating", illiterate.
Redbrick: [Angry] I am not illiterate! My parents were married!
Lord Redbrick: [Offended] Oh! I don't like what you're incinerating.
Bluebury: The proper word is "insinuating", illiterate.
Redbrick: [Angry] I am not illiterate! My parents were married!
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Redbrick: When will you realize you're delicate?
Juliet: [Turns and faces her father; angry] I'm not delicate! [kicks her plastic rose off her pedestal]
Redbrick': [Walks away; annoyed] Stubborn girl.
Nanette: [Removes the rose from her mouth] She's definitely not delicate!
Juliet: [Turns and faces her father; angry] I'm not delicate! [kicks her plastic rose off her pedestal]
Redbrick': [Walks away; annoyed] Stubborn girl.
Nanette: [Removes the rose from her mouth] She's definitely not delicate!
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Redbrick: [About Gnomeo, who infiltrated the Red garden; angry] When I find him, he'll be sleeping with the fishes!
[Cut to Gnomeo and Shroom sitting at the bottom of the pond]
[Cut to Gnomeo and Shroom sitting at the bottom of the pond]
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[After Juliet returns to the Red Garden after meeting Gnomeo]
Nanette: What happened to that very important, life changing orchid?
Juliet: [Walking away] Um. Uh. Wha-What orchid? What!
Nanette: Hmm. Shut up. You are met a boy!
Juliet: What? No. Well, maybe of sort of... Yes. Yes, I did.
Nanette: I need details! And go slowly!
Juliet: Is he totally gorgeous?
Nanette: Totally. Does he have a nice rotund belly?
Nanette: What happened to that very important, life changing orchid?
Juliet: [Walking away] Um. Uh. Wha-What orchid? What!
Nanette: Hmm. Shut up. You are met a boy!
Juliet: What? No. Well, maybe of sort of... Yes. Yes, I did.
Nanette: I need details! And go slowly!
Juliet: Is he totally gorgeous?
Nanette: Totally. Does he have a nice rotund belly?