Tuco quotes

View Quote When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.

View Quote There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend. Those who have a rope around their neck and those who have the job of doing the cutting.

View Quote If you save your breath I feel a man like you can manage it. And if you don't manage it, you'll die. Only slowly, very slowly, old friend.

View Quote Don't die, I'll get you water. Stay there. Don't move, I'll get you water. Don't die until later.

View Quote You want to know who you are? Huh? Huh? You don't, I do, everyone does... you're the son of a thousand fathers, all bas**** like you.

View Quote Who the hell is that? One bastard goes in, another one comes out.

View Quote You never had a rope around your neck. Well, I'm going to tell you something. When that rope starts to pull tight, you can feel the Devil bite your ass.

View Quote [to a chicken] If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?

View Quote There are two kinds of spurs, my friend. Those that come in by the door, [crosses himself] those that come in by the window.

View Quote If I get my hand on the two hundred thousand dollars, I'll always honor your memory. I swear.

View Quote That's so. Even a tramp like me, no matter what happens, I know there's always a brother who won't refuse me a bowl of soup.

View Quote I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise.

View Quote [To his brother Pablo] You think you're better than I am? Where we came from, if one did not want to die of poverty, one became a priest or a bandit! You chose your way, I chose mine. Mine was harder. You talk of our mother and father. You remember when you left to become a priest? I stayed behind! I must have been ten, twelve. I don't remember which, but I stayed. I tried, but it was no good. Now I am going to tell you something. You became a priest because you were... too much of a coward to do what I do!

View Quote I have a system, very much like yours. Only difference is I don't shoot the rope, I shoot the legs off the stool. Adios.

View Quote HEY BLONDIE! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?! JUST A DIRTY SON OF A B- [gets cut off by the ending music]

View Quote The world is divided into two kinds of people, those who have friends and those who are lonely like poor Tuco.

View Quote Hijo de una gran puta! "Great big son of a bitch!"