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I got it! I got it!... I don't got it.
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But I hate nature, I hate nature
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These really disgusting people, called the Fratelli's
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Irene Walsh: Pants and shirts go in the... oh, forget about it. Just throw everything into cardboard boxes. Clark, can you really translate all that?
Mouth: For sure, Mrs. Walsh. [to Rosalita, in Spanish] The marijuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed go in the second drawer. And the heroin goes in the bottom drawer. Always separate the drugs
Mouth: For sure, Mrs. Walsh. [to Rosalita, in Spanish] The marijuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed go in the second drawer. And the heroin goes in the bottom drawer. Always separate the drugs
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Elgin Perkins: Hello guys. I'm Mr Perkins, Troy's father.
Data: I know Troy. He's that cheap guy.
Brand: My dad's not home Mr. Perkins.
Elgin Perkins: Is your mommy here?
Brand: scarcastically No, actually she's out buying Pampers for all of us kids.
Elgin Perkins: [feigning laughing] Papers Joe. You can give these to your father to read through and sign. I'll be by to pick them up in the morning.
Brand: Alright. Thank you.
Elgin Perkins: Thank you.
Data: I know Troy. He's that cheap guy.
Brand: My dad's not home Mr. Perkins.
Elgin Perkins: Is your mommy here?
Brand: scarcastically No, actually she's out buying Pampers for all of us kids.
Elgin Perkins: [feigning laughing] Papers Joe. You can give these to your father to read through and sign. I'll be by to pick them up in the morning.
Brand: Alright. Thank you.
Elgin Perkins: Thank you.
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[The Goonies have entered a cave that turns out to be the bottom of the local wishing well, and Mouth is perusing the coins]
Mouth: George Washington... Abraham Lincoln... Uh, Martin Sheen...
Stef: Martin Sheen?! That's President Kennedy, you idiot!
Mouth: Yeah? Well, He played Kennedy one time!
Stef: It's nice to see you're using your brain!
Mouth: Well, at least I have a brain!
Mouth: George Washington... Abraham Lincoln... Uh, Martin Sheen...
Stef: Martin Sheen?! That's President Kennedy, you idiot!
Mouth: Yeah? Well, He played Kennedy one time!
Stef: It's nice to see you're using your brain!
Mouth: Well, at least I have a brain!
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Francis: Tell us everything! Everything!
Chunk: Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...
Chunk: Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...
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Chunk: When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Jake Fratelli: I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma!
Ma Fratelli: Hit puree!
Jake Fratelli: I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma!
Ma Fratelli: Hit puree!
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Andy: I can't tell... if it's an "A sharp" or if it's a "B flat"!
Mikey: Heh, if you hit the wrong note, we'll all "B flat!"
Mikey: Heh, if you hit the wrong note, we'll all "B flat!"
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Mikey: Pee break! Who's gotta go?
[they all raise their hands]
Mikey: Okay, this is the little boys' room, and that cave over there is the little girls' room
[Brand enters a third cave]
Mikey: Brand, where are you going?
Brand: This is the "men's room".
[Mouth and Data look at each other, smile, and follow Brand into the cave]
[they all raise their hands]
Mikey: Okay, this is the little boys' room, and that cave over there is the little girls' room
[Brand enters a third cave]
Mikey: Brand, where are you going?
Brand: This is the "men's room".
[Mouth and Data look at each other, smile, and follow Brand into the cave]
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Mikey: Hi Willie. Oh, I'm Mike Walsh. You've been expecting me, haven't you? Well I made it. I beat you. I got here in one piece... so far.
[lifts up Willie's patch, exposing bare bone rather than an eye socket] So... that's why they call you "One-Eyed Willie"... One-Eyed Willie... [takes a breath from his inhaler] We had a long comment, huh, Willie? You know something, Willie? You're the first Goonie.
[Mikey realizes the others have entered the chamber]
Mikey: Yo. Hi guys. How's it going? This is Willie... One-Eyed Willie. Say hi, Willie. Those are my friends... the Goonies. How long have you guys been standing there?
Brand: Long enough, Mikey. Long enough
[lifts up Willie's patch, exposing bare bone rather than an eye socket] So... that's why they call you "One-Eyed Willie"... One-Eyed Willie... [takes a breath from his inhaler] We had a long comment, huh, Willie? You know something, Willie? You're the first Goonie.
[Mikey realizes the others have entered the chamber]
Mikey: Yo. Hi guys. How's it going? This is Willie... One-Eyed Willie. Say hi, Willie. Those are my friends... the Goonies. How long have you guys been standing there?
Brand: Long enough, Mikey. Long enough