Grease quotes

View Quote Sandy: My parents want to invite you over for tea on Sunday.
[the gang freezes, listening in]
Danny: I don't like tea.
Sandy: [laughing] You don't have to drink tea.
Danny: I don't like parents.

View Quote Sonny: Geez! Every teacher I got flunked me at least once! [about Principal McGee] Well, I ain't taking no crap off her this year! If she crosses me, she's gonna find out who's boss!
Principal McGee: [coming around the corner] Sonny, aren't you supposed to be in homeroom right now?
Sonny: I was just going for a walk.
Principal McGee: You were just dawdling weren't you?
Sonny: Yes, ma'am
Principal McGee: That is no way to start a new semester, Mr. LaTierri!
Sonny: [mumbles]
Principal McGee: Perhaps a session of banging erasers after school would put you on the right track.
Sonny: Yes, ma'am [laughs nervously]
Principal McGee: Well? Are you just going to stand there all day?
Sonny: No, ma'am. I mean, yes, ma'am, I mean...
Principal McGee: Which is it, yes or no?
Sonny: No ma'am
Principal McGee: Good, then MOVE!
[Principal McGee walks away]
Danny: I'm sure glad you didn't take no crap off her, Sonny.

View Quote Vince: Hi, I'm Vince Fontaine, I'm judging the dance contest.
Marty: I don't think I'm entered.
Vince: A knockout like you? What's your name?
Marty: Marty.
Vince: Marty what?
Marty: Maraschino. You know, as in cherry.

View Quote [Danny is trying to make out with Sandy at the drive-in]
Sandy: No, Danny!
Danny: Sandy, don't worry about it, nobody's watching.
Sandy: Danny, get off me!
Danny: Come on, Sandy, what's the matter with you? I thought I meant something to you!
Sandy: Meant something to you?! You think I'm going to stay here with you in this? This sin wagon? You can take this piece of tin!
[throws his class ring at him and runs away]
Danny: Sandy, you just can't walk out of a drive-in!
Sandy: Well, just watch me!

View Quote [Sonny spikes the punch, teacher chaperone turns to watch Sonny]
Mr. Lynch: What are you doing?
Sonny: Washing my hands.

View Quote [singing] [Panda falls on Betty] Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers.
Would you pull that crap with Annette?

View Quote [singing] Elvis! Elvis!
Let me be.
Keep that pelvis far from me!

View Quote [singing] I don't drink...or swear...I don't rat my hair...

View Quote [singing] I don't steal and I don't lie.
But I can feel and I can cry;
A fact I bet you never knew.
But to cry in front of you,
That's the worst thing I could do.

View Quote [singing] I got chills
They're multiplyin'
And I'm losing control
Cause the power you're supplying.
It's electrifyin'!

View Quote [singing] Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee,
Lousy with virginity.
Won't go to bed 'til I'm legally wed.
I can't, I'm Sandra Dee.

View Quote [to Sandy] Men are rats, listen to me, they're fleas on rats, worse than that, they're amoebas on fleas on rats. I mean, they're too low for even the dogs to bite. The only man a girl can depend on is a daddy.

View Quote Attention seniors. Before the merriment of commencement commences, I hope that your years with us here at Rydell have prepared you for the challenges you face. Who knows? Among you there may be a future Eleanor Roosevelt or a Rosemary Clooney, and among you young men, there may be a Joe DiMaggio, a President Eisenhower, or a Vice-President Nixon. But you will always the glorious memories of Rydell High. Rydell forever. Bon voyage.

View Quote If you can't be in athletics, at least be an athletic supporter.

View Quote Sandy, Sandy! Beauty is pain.