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View Quote Somebody asked me today, "Phil, if you could be anywhere in the world, where would you like to be?" And I said to him, "Prob'ly right here - Elko, Nevada, our nation's high at 79 today." Out in California, they're gonna have some warm weather tomorrow, gang wars, and some very overpriced real estate. Up in the Pacific Northwest, as you can see, they're gonna have some very, very tall trees.
View Quote People like blood sausage, too. People are morons.
View Quote Could you help me with my pelvic tilt?
View Quote Chance of departure today, one hundred percent.
View Quote So'd you turn pro with that belly button thing, Ned?
View Quote Ned, I would love to stand here and talk with you... but I'm not going to.
View Quote Yeah, they're hicks, Rita.
View Quote This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather. This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.
View Quote Come on, all the long distance lines are down? What about satellite? Is it snowing in space? Don't you keep open a line for emergencies or for celebrities? I'm both. I'm a celebrity in an emergency.
View Quote I make the weather.
View Quote Well, it's Groundhog Day... again...
View Quote What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today.
View Quote You're a producer, come up with something.
View Quote This is Nancy, she works in a dress shop... and she makes sounds like a chipmunk when she gets really excited.
View Quote I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank PiƱa Coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over and over and over...
View Quote [playing chicken with an oncoming train] I'm betting he's going to swerve first.
View Quote Catch you tomorrow, huh pops?
View Quote I told you, call me Bronco.
View Quote This is a man we are talking about, right?
View Quote Does he have to use the word "poopy"?
View Quote It always makes me think of Rome, the way the sun hits the buildings in the afternoon.
View Quote I like to say a prayer and drink to world peace.
View Quote This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Well, it used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to eat it. You're hypocrites, all of you! You have a problem with what I'm saying, Larry? [Larry shakes his head "no."] Untie your tongue, and you come out here and talk, huh? Am I upsetting you, Princess? [Rita shakes her head "no."]
View Quote I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.
View Quote There is no way this winter is ever going to end, as long as this groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. I don't see any other way out. He's got to be stopped. And I have to stop him.
View Quote [to the groundhog] Don't drive angry.
View Quote Well, we mustn't keep our public waiting.
View Quote I'm a god, I'm not the god... I don't think.
View Quote You like boats, but not the ocean.
View Quote You gotta want it.
View Quote [to Rita throwing cards in a hat] Be the hat. Come on! Go!
View Quote Gosh you're an upbeat lady.
View Quote I promise I won't touch you ... much.
View Quote Winter, slumbering in the open air, wears on his smiling face a dream of spring.
View Quote When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope. Yet we know that winter is just another step in the cycle of life. But standing here among the people of Punxsutawney and basking in the warmth of their hearths and hearts, I couldn't imagine a better fate than a long and lustrous winter.
View Quote If you're gonna eat steak, get some sharper teeth, alright?
View Quote No matter what happens tomorrow or for the rest of my life, I'm happy now.
View Quote Today is tomorrow. It happened!
View Quote It's so beautiful!... Let's live here. [he kisses Rita] We'll rent, to start.
View Quote Thats not bad for a quadruped.
View Quote La fille qui j'aimerai/Sera comme un bon vin/Qui se bonifiera/Un peu chaque matin (The girl I will love/will be like a fine wine/which gets a little better/ each morning)
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