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If I don't make it to the funeral, tell the police it was Arlene from Applebee's.
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Hey. What's up, Lenny? Buddy, I thought you were going to start working out.
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Um... you're fat.
[onlooking]
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Oh, grody.
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Hey, Y. Where's MCA?
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[to Deanne's mother] What, are you going in the electric chair?
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...Hell.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Not hell... Mexico.
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Is that making me horny? Yes!
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I'm horny too!
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Why didn't you tell us she gets it?
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Ahh bad turtle!