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Ronan: With all due respect, Thanos, your daughter made this mess, and yet you summon me.
The Other: I would lower my voice, Accuser.
Ronan: First, she lost a battle to some primitive.
The Other: Thanos put Gamora under your charge!
Ronan: Then she was apprehended by the Nova Corps.
The Other: You are the one here with nothing to show for it!
Ronan: Your sources say that she meant to betray us the whole time!
The Other: LOWER YOUR TONE!!! I MAY BE YOUR--
[Ronan swings his universal warhammer at the Other, killing him; he stares at Thanos, sitting on his floating throne, his back to the Accuser]
Ronan: I only ask that you take this matter seriously.
[Thanos' throne turns, revealing him]
Thanos: The only matter I do not take seriously, boy, is you. Your politics bore me. Your demeanor is that of a pouty child. And, apparently, you alienated my favorite daughter, Gamora. [Nebula scowls] I shall honor our agreement, Kree, if you bring me the Orb. But return to me again empty-handed, and I will bathe the star-ways in your blood.
Nebula: Thanks, Dad. Sounds fair.
The Other: I would lower my voice, Accuser.
Ronan: First, she lost a battle to some primitive.
The Other: Thanos put Gamora under your charge!
Ronan: Then she was apprehended by the Nova Corps.
The Other: You are the one here with nothing to show for it!
Ronan: Your sources say that she meant to betray us the whole time!
The Other: LOWER YOUR TONE!!! I MAY BE YOUR--
[Ronan swings his universal warhammer at the Other, killing him; he stares at Thanos, sitting on his floating throne, his back to the Accuser]
Ronan: I only ask that you take this matter seriously.
[Thanos' throne turns, revealing him]
Thanos: The only matter I do not take seriously, boy, is you. Your politics bore me. Your demeanor is that of a pouty child. And, apparently, you alienated my favorite daughter, Gamora. [Nebula scowls] I shall honor our agreement, Kree, if you bring me the Orb. But return to me again empty-handed, and I will bathe the star-ways in your blood.
Nebula: Thanks, Dad. Sounds fair.
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The Collector: Before creation itself, there were six singularities. [he uses a device to unlock and open the orb] Then the universe exploded into existence, and the remnants of these systems were forged into concentrated ingots. Infinity Stones. These stones, it seems, can only be brandished by beings of extraordinary strength. Observe. [he shows them the giant beings that use the Infinity Stones as weapons] These carriers can use the stone to mow down entire civilizations like wheat in a field.
Quill: There's a little pee coming out of me right now.
The Collector: Once, for a moment, a group was able to share the energy amongst themselves, but even they were quickly destroyed by it. [the orb is opened to reveal an Infinity Stone] Beautiful. Beyond compare.
Quill: There's a little pee coming out of me right now.
The Collector: Once, for a moment, a group was able to share the energy amongst themselves, but even they were quickly destroyed by it. [the orb is opened to reveal an Infinity Stone] Beautiful. Beyond compare.
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Yondu: When I picked you up as a kid, these boys wanted to eat you! They ain't never tasted Terran before! I saved your life!
Quill: Oh, will you shut up about that?! God! Twenty years you've been throwing that in my face! Like it's some great thing, "not eating me"! Normal people don't even THINK about eating someone else! Much less, that person having to be grateful for it!
Quill: Oh, will you shut up about that?! God! Twenty years you've been throwing that in my face! Like it's some great thing, "not eating me"! Normal people don't even THINK about eating someone else! Much less, that person having to be grateful for it!
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[After Quill and Gamora are captured by Yondu]
Rocket: [Yelling at Drax] Blasted idiots, the lot of them! Quill just got himself captured! None of this ever would've happened if you didn't try to singlehandedly take on a FRICKIN' ARMY!
Drax: [Ashamed] You're right. I was a fool. All the anger, all the rage... it was just to cover my loss.
[Groot lays a comforting hand on Drax's shoulder]
Rocket: [After watching them for a moment, Rocket starts mocking Drax] "Aww, boo-hoo-hoo. My wife and child are dead." [Groot gasps at Rocket's mockery] Oh, I don't care if it's mean. Everybody's got dead people! It's no excuse to get everybody else dead along the way!
Rocket: [Yelling at Drax] Blasted idiots, the lot of them! Quill just got himself captured! None of this ever would've happened if you didn't try to singlehandedly take on a FRICKIN' ARMY!
Drax: [Ashamed] You're right. I was a fool. All the anger, all the rage... it was just to cover my loss.
[Groot lays a comforting hand on Drax's shoulder]
Rocket: [After watching them for a moment, Rocket starts mocking Drax] "Aww, boo-hoo-hoo. My wife and child are dead." [Groot gasps at Rocket's mockery] Oh, I don't care if it's mean. Everybody's got dead people! It's no excuse to get everybody else dead along the way!
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[After the Infinity Stone contained in the Orb destroys Tivan's museum]
Gamora: How could I think Tivan could contain whatever was within the Orb?
Rocket: [Altogether shocked and shaken] WHAT DO YOU STILL HAVE IT FOR!?!
Quill: Well, what were we gonna do? Leave it in there?
Rocket: [Ignoring Quill] I can't believe you had that in your purse!
Quill: [Defensive] It's not a purse; it's a knapsack!
Gamora: We have to take this to the Nova Corps. There's a chance they can contain it.
Rocket: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! We're wanted by the Nova Corps!! Just give it to Ronan!
Quill: What, so he can destroy the galaxy?!
Rocket: What are you? Some saint, all of a sudden? What has the galaxy ever done for you? Why would you wanna to save it?!
Quill: Because I'm one of the idiots who lives in it!
Gamora: How could I think Tivan could contain whatever was within the Orb?
Rocket: [Altogether shocked and shaken] WHAT DO YOU STILL HAVE IT FOR!?!
Quill: Well, what were we gonna do? Leave it in there?
Rocket: [Ignoring Quill] I can't believe you had that in your purse!
Quill: [Defensive] It's not a purse; it's a knapsack!
Gamora: We have to take this to the Nova Corps. There's a chance they can contain it.
Rocket: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! We're wanted by the Nova Corps!! Just give it to Ronan!
Quill: What, so he can destroy the galaxy?!
Rocket: What are you? Some saint, all of a sudden? What has the galaxy ever done for you? Why would you wanna to save it?!
Quill: Because I'm one of the idiots who lives in it!
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[Drax, Groot and Rocket track down the Ravagers who took Quill and Gamora]
Rocket: Attention, idiots! The lunatic on the top of this craft is holding a Hadron Enforcer. It's a weapon of my own design.
Yondu: What the hell?
Rocket: If you don't hand over our companions now, he's gonna tear your ship a new one. A very big new one.
Yondu: I ain't buyin' it.
Rocket: I am giving you to the count of five. [Quill and Gamora start to panic] Five, four, three--
Quill: No, wait! Hold on! Rocket, it's me! For God's sake! We figured it out! We're fine!
[Pause]
Rocket: [Nonchalantly] Oh, hey, Quill. What's going on?
Rocket: Attention, idiots! The lunatic on the top of this craft is holding a Hadron Enforcer. It's a weapon of my own design.
Yondu: What the hell?
Rocket: If you don't hand over our companions now, he's gonna tear your ship a new one. A very big new one.
Yondu: I ain't buyin' it.
Rocket: I am giving you to the count of five. [Quill and Gamora start to panic] Five, four, three--
Quill: No, wait! Hold on! Rocket, it's me! For God's sake! We figured it out! We're fine!
[Pause]
Rocket: [Nonchalantly] Oh, hey, Quill. What's going on?
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[Groot intends to sacrifice himself to protect the others]
Rocket: No, Groot! You can't. You'll die. [Starts crying] Why are you doing this?! Why?
[Groot wipes away Rocket's tears]
Groot: We....are....Groot.
Rocket: No, Groot! You can't. You'll die. [Starts crying] Why are you doing this?! Why?
[Groot wipes away Rocket's tears]
Groot: We....are....Groot.
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[Inside Ronan's ship, the Dark Aster]
Drax: I can barely see.
[Groot releases a cloud of firefly-like spores, illuminating the hallway]
Drax: [Awed] When did you learn to do that?
Quill: Pretty sure the answer is "I am Groot." [Groot smiles and nods]
Drax: I can barely see.
[Groot releases a cloud of firefly-like spores, illuminating the hallway]
Drax: [Awed] When did you learn to do that?
Quill: Pretty sure the answer is "I am Groot." [Groot smiles and nods]
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[Post-credits scene: In the destroyed museum, a battered, beaten-up Collector in seen drinking in a green cup as Cosmo the Space Dog licks him.]
Howard the Duck: What do you let it lick you like that for? Gross. [Takes a drink] Yeah! But it burns going down.
Howard the Duck: What do you let it lick you like that for? Gross. [Takes a drink] Yeah! But it burns going down.
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[Quill, Gamora, Drax and Rocket all touch each other after Quill holds the Stone, and with all sharing its burden]
Ronan: [Horrified] You're mortal! How?!
Quill: You said it yourself, bitch. We're the Guardians of the Galaxy.
[Ronan attempts to attack them with his warhammer, but Quill opens his hand with the Stone, releasing its energy into Ronan and destroying him. Then Quill and Gamora seal the Stone in the container]
Ronan: [Horrified] You're mortal! How?!
Quill: You said it yourself, bitch. We're the Guardians of the Galaxy.
[Ronan attempts to attack them with his warhammer, but Quill opens his hand with the Stone, releasing its energy into Ronan and destroying him. Then Quill and Gamora seal the Stone in the container]
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[Star-Lord notices Groot, Rocket and Drax fighting in the bar]
Quill: Oh, no.
[He and Gamora step into the bar as the brawling continues; Gamora pulls Drax off of Groot]
Gamora: Stop it!
[Rocket aims his rifle at Drax, but before he can fire, Star-Lord steps in to break it up]
Quill: Whoa! Whoa! What are you doing?!
Drax: This vermin speaks of affairs he knows nothing about!
Rocket: That is true!
Drax: HE HAS NO RESPECT!
Rocket: That is also true!
Quill: HOLD ON, HOLD ON!
Rocket: Keep callin' me "vermin", tough guy! You just wanna laugh at me, like everyone else!
Quill: Rocket, you're drunk. All right? No one's laughing at you.
Rocket: He thinks I'm some stupid thing! He does! [Crying] Well, I didn't ask to get made! I didn't ask to be torn apart and put back together over and over, and turned into some... some little monster!
Quill: Rocket, no one's calling you a monster.
Rocket: [Points at Drax] He called me "vermin"! She [Gamora] called me "rodent"! Let's see if you can laugh after five or six good shots through your FRICKIN' FACE! [Draws his rifle at Drax]
Quill: No, no, no, no! FOUR BILLION UNITS!! Rocket!! Come on, man! Hey, suck it up for one more lousy night and you're rich!
[After an uneasy silence]
Rocket: [He finally lowers his rifle] Fine. But I can't promise when all this is over, I'm not gonna kill every last one of you jerks.
Quill: See?! [turning to Drax and Gamora] That's exactly why none of you have any friends! Five seconds after you meet somebody, you're already trying to kill them!
Quill: Oh, no.
[He and Gamora step into the bar as the brawling continues; Gamora pulls Drax off of Groot]
Gamora: Stop it!
[Rocket aims his rifle at Drax, but before he can fire, Star-Lord steps in to break it up]
Quill: Whoa! Whoa! What are you doing?!
Drax: This vermin speaks of affairs he knows nothing about!
Rocket: That is true!
Drax: HE HAS NO RESPECT!
Rocket: That is also true!
Quill: HOLD ON, HOLD ON!
Rocket: Keep callin' me "vermin", tough guy! You just wanna laugh at me, like everyone else!
Quill: Rocket, you're drunk. All right? No one's laughing at you.
Rocket: He thinks I'm some stupid thing! He does! [Crying] Well, I didn't ask to get made! I didn't ask to be torn apart and put back together over and over, and turned into some... some little monster!
Quill: Rocket, no one's calling you a monster.
Rocket: [Points at Drax] He called me "vermin"! She [Gamora] called me "rodent"! Let's see if you can laugh after five or six good shots through your FRICKIN' FACE! [Draws his rifle at Drax]
Quill: No, no, no, no! FOUR BILLION UNITS!! Rocket!! Come on, man! Hey, suck it up for one more lousy night and you're rich!
[After an uneasy silence]
Rocket: [He finally lowers his rifle] Fine. But I can't promise when all this is over, I'm not gonna kill every last one of you jerks.
Quill: See?! [turning to Drax and Gamora] That's exactly why none of you have any friends! Five seconds after you meet somebody, you're already trying to kill them!
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[Awkwardly] Hello. I’m Star-Lord. I’m just gonna come right out, I have no idea what’s going on... at all.
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[From trailer] You're welcome.
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After Drax and Groot tell him that they want to save Quill and Gamora.
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After Gamora tells him there will be no moons blown up.