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Sheriff Janson: Uh-huh, well just hold on a minute, I'm gonna...Agent Chesnic, I'm gonna have to put you on the speaker.
Doug: Is there someone else in the room?
Sheriff Janson: [with others around him] Oh no, no I just want to practice my putting while we're talking! What can I do for you?
Doug: Would you please put out an all-points for Mrs. Carlisle's automobile? It's a '92 Lincoln, Ohio plates, kilo-hotel-oscar 362. When last he was seen heading east on the Chester Exit of I-71.
Sheriff Janson: Just hold everything! Have I got this right? Have you and the Secret Service boys gone and lost the president's wife again?
Doug: I don't believe there's any cause for concern here, she's with her driver, she's perfectly safe, but proper procedure requires us to notify you.
Sheriff Janson: Of course it does, uh we'll get on this right now.
Doug: [on cell phone] Thank you!
Sheriff Janson: Agent Chesnic, uh Mrs. Carlisle is pretty slippery, isn't she? I mean for a senior citizen! Hello?


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