Hair quotes

7 total quotes

Chorus
Hippie
Jeanie Ryan
Woof, Hud, Berger

View Quote Berger: Bukowski!
Claude: Yes, Sergeant!
Berger: Let's move it out!
Claude: Yes, Sergeant!
Berger: Double time, soldier.
Claude: Yes, Sergeant! (Claude and Berger walk out of the barracks) Sir?
Berger: In the car, soldier!
Claude: Yes, Sergeant!
Berger: Are you an asshole, soldier?
Claude: No, Sergeant!
Berger: That's too bad, because I am.

View Quote Berger: Where you from?
Claude: Oklahoma.
Jeannie: Hey, listen. I know what it's like. I used to be from Kansas myself.

View Quote Prison Psychiatrist: And men?
Woof: What do you mean...?
Prison Psychiatrist: You have any sexual attraction towards men?
Woof: You mean if I'm a homosexual or something like that?
Prison Psychiatrist: Yeah.
Woof: Well, I wouldn't kick Mick Jagger out of my bed, but uh, I'm not a homosexual, no.

View Quote [singing] This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius, the age of Aquarius!

View Quote Of course I'm crazy! We're all crazy. Let's shake on it.

View Quote Oh say, can you see / my eyes? If you can / then my hair's too short.

View Quote The draft is white people sending black people to make war on the yellow people to defend the land they stole from the red people!