Hairspray (2007) quotes

View Quote I could do a fan dance with a lettuce leaf and you would remain completely obtuse!

View Quote I risked clinical diseases, she’ll certainly risk jail.

View Quote Let me guess, brand-new dress? Well, you’ll stop traffic!

View Quote Ma, it's changing out there! You'll like it. People who are different, their time is coming! from “Good Morning Baltimore” The rats on the street
All dance ’round my feet,
They seem to say
“Tracy, it’s up to you!”
So, oh, oh,
Don’t hold me back,
’Cause today, all my dreams will come true!
Good morning Baltimore!
There’s the flasher who lives next door,
There’s the bum on his barroom stool,
They wish me luck on my way to school.
Good morning Baltimore,
And some day when I take to the floor,
The world’s gonna wake up and see
Baltimore and me.
from “You Can’t Stop the Beat” You can’t stop an avalanche
As it races down the hill;
You can try to stop the seasons, girl
But ya know you never will.
And you can try to stop my dancin' feet,
But I just cannot stand still.

View Quote My husband, he accidentally suffocated. from “Big, Blonde, and Beautiful (Reprise)” I bet you’re tired of heavy lifting
Get your hands on something small

View Quote My mom says I’m not allowed to perspire! from “Without Love” In my ivory tower
Life was just a Hostess snack
But now I’ve tasted chocolate
And I'm never going back

View Quote Sorry, little darlin'. Hope I didn’t dent your 'do. From "Ladies Choice" Hey little girl lookin' for a sale,
Test drive this American male
It's gonna take cash to fill my tank,
So let's crack open your piggy bank!

View Quote You know what your demographic is? Cleaning ladies and lawn jockeys.