Halloween (2007) quotes

View Quote Deborah Myers: [Principle Chambers shows Deborah multiple pictures of dead animals Michael took] Are you saying Michael did this? But Michael loves animals!

View Quote Ismael Cruz: [Ismael discovers several dead guards and finds Michael standing behind him] Whoa.. Mikey! What're you doing out of your room? Ok... now, don't do nothin' we're both gonna regret later, ok, Mikey...? I'm gonna have to get you back into your room, okay now? [Ismael retrieves a pair of handcuffs from a fallen guard] Let me get these. I'm just gonna... get these handcuffs and... I'm gonna try and put these handcuffs on you right now, Mikey... and then we'll get you back into your own bed, okay? [Michael slowly raises his hands as if ready to be handcuffed, Ismael then cautiously and nervously approaches Michael, but is violently attacked and thrown over a table] Mikey! I was good to you, Mikey...! [Michael submerges Ismael's head into a sink of water and lifts him up] I was good to you, Mikey!

View Quote Lynda Van Der Klok: [referring to her boyfriend's lovemaking skill] And you're not a zero, you're more like a negative five.

View Quote Lynda Van Der Klok: See anything you like?

View Quote Tommy Doyle: [to Laurie Strode] That isn't appropriate babysitter behavior!

View Quote Young Michael Myers: [to baby Laurie] Happy Halloween, Boo...

View Quote Deborah Myers: Judith!
Judith Myers: (coming downstairs) What?
Deborah Myers: Would you do me a favor? Please take your brother trick-or-treating.
Judith Myers: Why don't you do it? I'm not his mommy.
Deborah Myers: Judith, cut the shit! You know I have to go back to work.
Judith Myers: What is that sub-human slob over there on the couch doing?
Deborah Myers: You know if I could get the lazy drunk off of his fat ass (Ronnie, with a cast on his left arm with writing saying "Suck it!", giving Deborah the middle finger), I would.
Ronnie White: Bitch! If you don't think I ain't making a mental list of all your ****ing bullshit!

View Quote Dr. Samuel Loomis: [to tape recorder] Hello, hello, hello. Can you talk in there?
Young Michael Myers: Hi, I'm Michael Myers--
Dr. Samuel Loomis: Okay, okay, that's fine. That's good, that's good. Okay, we're on. How are you feeling today?
Young Michael Myers: Good... can I ask you something?
Dr. Samuel Loomis: You can ask me whatever you want. That's why I'm here. If you have anything on your mind, feel free - anything.
Young Michael Myers: Okay... why do you talk so funny?
Dr. Samuel Loomis: [chuckles] Talk so funny?

View Quote Dr. Samuel Loomis: Why is your hair getting so messy?
Young Michael Myers: 'Cause no one sees me.
Dr. Samuel Loomis: What are you talking about? I see you every day, your mum - she comes every week.
Young Michael Myers: Anybody else?
Dr. Samuel Loomis: ...No.

View Quote Laurie Strode: [sobbing] Was that the boogeyman...?
Dr. Samuel Loomis: As a matter of fact... I do believe it was.

View Quote Noel Kluggs: [to Michael Myers - claps hands] Hey, let's go, ****nut! It's time to go! [touches one of Michael's masks]
Ismael Cruz: Hey, hey, hey, don't touch that.
Noel Kluggs: What?
Ismael Cruz: He doesn't like it when you touch his masks.
Noel Kluggs: God damn! I wouldn't wanna bum the freak out!
Ismael Cruz: [puts handcuffs on Michael] Sorry about the chains, Mikey.
Noel Kluggs: What do you mean "sorry 'bout these chains"? You got feelings for this big idiot? Is that it? What the ****, Ismael? What the ****, man?
Ismael Cruz: Hey, I've been helpin' this kid for nearly 20 years. Him and I... you know what, it's none of your business anyway, ok?
Noel Kluggs: [Michael looks at Noel] Don't look at me. I'll be a shitstorm in your worst nightmare, mother****er.

View Quote Sheriff Leigh Brackett: Doc, you're talkin' like he was some kind of Antichrist.
Dr. Samuel Loomis: Well, maybe I am.

View Quote Tommy Doyle: Yeah, get your jacket, girl!
Lindsey Wallace: [scoffs] I am Queen Sheeba! Bow down and worship me.

View Quote Young Michael Myers: [Michael puts on a black-colored paper mask] Look at my mask.
Dr. Samuel Loomis: Oh, wow... beautiful, yeah. Why is it all... black?
Young Michael Myers: 'Cause. It's one of my favorite colors.
Dr. Samuel Loomis: Well, actually, black isn't a color, is it? It's the absence of color. In the spectrum of colors, you go from black, which is no color, all the way through to white, which is every color. So, technically... not that it really matters... but black isn't a color.

View Quote Young Michael Myers: **** you! I ****ing hate this place!
Dr. Samuel Loomis: Let it out, Michael!
Young Michael Myers: Shut the **** up! I ****ing hate this world! I hate it! [sobs] I just wanna go home...
Dr. Samuel Loomis: You can't go home...
Young Michael Myers: Why?
Dr. Samuel Loomis: Because you've done terrible things.