The Hangover Part II quotes

8 total quotes

View Quote Phil: Chow, We're in Bangkok?
Chow: Holla! City of Squalor!

View Quote Phil: Chow, what happened?
Chow: You guys texted me. Said you ****ed up and looking to party.

View Quote Phil: Do you ever do anything that doesn't end in a stand-off, Chow?
Chow: I am an international criminal. It always ends like this. I met my wife at one of these things.
Stu: You have a wife?
Chow: Yeah. We married 15 years. What, Chow not good-looking enough for a woman?

View Quote Phil: Your password is baloney1?
Chow: Well, it used to be just baloney, but now they make you add numbers.
Kingsley: Really ****in' annoying.

View Quote Stu: Oh my God! We kidnapped a monk!
Alan: We live an alternative lifestyle.

View Quote Stu: There's a demon in me.
Alan: It's true, he has semen in him.

View Quote Stu: We're looking for a little kid.
Samir: $2,000.
Stu: Huh?
Samir: Maybe more, I don't know. How young you want this kid to be?

View Quote Tracy: Phil.
Phil: Tracy, I'm sorry.
Tracy: Where the hell are you?
Phil: [sighs] It happened again.
Tracy: Don't say that. Please.
Phil: No, this time we're really ****ed up.
Tracy: Seriously, what's wrong with you three?
Phil: So much, Trace, I don't even know where to begin.
Tracy: Oh, God. How bad? Like, "no wedding" bad?
Phil: Yeah. Little worse than that.