The Hangover Part III quotes

9 total quotes

View Quote Chow: You miss me?
Phil: So much.
Stu: We rove you, Chow.

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Alan: My name's Alan and I bought a giraffe! Oh, my life is perfect!
[causes a car crash]

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Alan: We can't be friends anymore. When we get together, bad things happen and people get hurt.
Mr. Chow: Yeah, but that's the point! It's funny!

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Chico: Where is he? Leslie Chow stole $21,000,000 from me, and I figure the wolfpack have the best chance of finding him! Doug is my insurance!
[Doug is taken away] Alan: Can't you take Stu instead?
Stu: **** you, Alan!

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Mr. Chow: So long, bitches!
[goes on a paraglider]
Mr. Chow: I believe I can fly... I love cocaine!

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[back in Vegas]
Stu: I told myself, I would never come back.
Phil: Don't worry, it all ends tonight...

View Quote [Phil asks Alan to give his phone]
Phil: Alan, what's the password?
Alan: Hey Phil, that's it.
Phil: What?
Alan: My password 'Hey Phil'.

View Quote [Stu and Chow disarming the security system]
Chow: On 3 cut the grey wire.
Stu: Wait! Wait! Wait! I don't have grey wire, I have red, green and yellow.
Chow: That's wired I have light grey, medium grey and dark grey.
Stu: You do?
Chow: Mother****er! My bad, I am color blind.

View Quote [the wolfpack is in a fight with ****erels]
Mr. Chow: Hold still, I'm trying to help!
[fires a gun wildly]
Alan: Are you out of your mind?