Tequila quotes
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[After his pants are set on fire and a baby pisses down his leg] You saved the day there, you little pisspot. Thanks a lot.
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A cop dies and I make a tune for him.
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Roses are so obvious. Anyone would suspect them.
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Guy goes through hell for a girl but she doesn't realize it.
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[after shooting a guy while carrying a baby, covering the babies eyes] Woops, X-rated action