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"Oh, that this too too sullied flesh would melt..." [Quickly turns to the camera] ZAP!
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Norm: Shake, that that wig off, it suits you.
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Shake: [Trying to follow the Beatles into a casino, past a security guard] I'm with them. I'm, uh, Ringo's sister.
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TV Director: Get me a bottle of milk and some tranquilizers. I see it all now, it's a plot... a plot... tranquilizers.
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George: What's the matter with you, then?
Ringo: It's his grandfather. I can tell he doesn't like me. It's cause I'm little.
George: Ah, you've got an inferiority complex, you have.
Ringo: Yeah, I know, that's why I play the drums - it's me active compensatory factor.
Ringo: It's his grandfather. I can tell he doesn't like me. It's cause I'm little.
George: Ah, you've got an inferiority complex, you have.
Ringo: Yeah, I know, that's why I play the drums - it's me active compensatory factor.
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John: [cheerfully] 'Ello, grandfather!
Paul's Grandfather: Hello.
John: He can talk, then, can he?
Paul: Of course, he can talk. He's a human being, isn't he?
Ringo: Well if he's your grandfather, who knows? [chuckles awkwardly]
John: And we're looking after him, are we?
Paul's Grandfather: I'll look after meself.
Paul: Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of.
John: He's got you worried, then?
Paul: Him? He's a villain. A real mixer. And he'll cost you a fortune in Breach of Promise cases.
John: Gerron.
Paul: No, straight up.
Paul's Grandfather: Hello.
John: He can talk, then, can he?
Paul: Of course, he can talk. He's a human being, isn't he?
Ringo: Well if he's your grandfather, who knows? [chuckles awkwardly]
John: And we're looking after him, are we?
Paul's Grandfather: I'll look after meself.
Paul: Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of.
John: He's got you worried, then?
Paul: Him? He's a villain. A real mixer. And he'll cost you a fortune in Breach of Promise cases.
John: Gerron.
Paul: No, straight up.
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John: Hey, pardon me for asking, but who's the little old man?
Paul: Uh, what little old man?
John: That little old man.
Paul: Oh, that one, that's my grandfather.
George: Your grandfather?
Paul: Yes.
George: That's not your grandfather.
Paul: It is, you know.
George: But I've seen your grandfather. He lives in your house.
Paul: Oh, that's my other grandfather, but he's my grandfather as well.
John: How do you reckon that one out?
Paul: Well, everyone's entitled to two, aren't they, and he's my other one.
John: We know that. But what's he doing here?
Paul: Well, my mother thought the trip would do him good.
Ringo: How's that?
Paul: He's nursing a broken heart.
Paul: Uh, what little old man?
John: That little old man.
Paul: Oh, that one, that's my grandfather.
George: Your grandfather?
Paul: Yes.
George: That's not your grandfather.
Paul: It is, you know.
George: But I've seen your grandfather. He lives in your house.
Paul: Oh, that's my other grandfather, but he's my grandfather as well.
John: How do you reckon that one out?
Paul: Well, everyone's entitled to two, aren't they, and he's my other one.
John: We know that. But what's he doing here?
Paul: Well, my mother thought the trip would do him good.
Ringo: How's that?
Paul: He's nursing a broken heart.
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Man: And don't take that tone with me, young man. I fought the war for your sort.
Ringo: I bet you're sorry you won.
Man: I shall call the guard.
Paul: Ah, but what? They don't take kindly to insults you know. Come on, let's go have some coffee and leave the kennel to Lassie.
Ringo: I bet you're sorry you won.
Man: I shall call the guard.
Paul: Ah, but what? They don't take kindly to insults you know. Come on, let's go have some coffee and leave the kennel to Lassie.
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Man: I suppose you realize this is private property.
George: Sorry we hurt your field, Mister.
George: Sorry we hurt your field, Mister.
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Norm: Are you listening to me, Lennon?
John: [Playing around with a bottle of Coke] You're a swine. Ain't he George?
George: Yeah, a swine.
Norm: Thanks. [Sees Paul's grandfather] Hey!
Beatles: WHO'S THAT LITTLE OLD MAN?
Norm: Well, who is he?
Ringo: He belongs to Paul.
Norm: Oh, well.
John: [Playing around with a bottle of Coke] You're a swine. Ain't he George?
George: Yeah, a swine.
Norm: Thanks. [Sees Paul's grandfather] Hey!
Beatles: WHO'S THAT LITTLE OLD MAN?
Norm: Well, who is he?
Ringo: He belongs to Paul.
Norm: Oh, well.
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Norm: Leave him alone, John. Or I'll tell them all the truth about you.
John: You wouldn't.
Norm: Oh, I would, though.
John: You wouldn't.
Norm: Oh, I would, though.
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Norm: Now, listen, I've got one thing I'm gonna say to you, Lennon.
John: What's that?
Norm: [Adopts Liverpudlian accent] You're a swine.
John: What's that?
Norm: [Adopts Liverpudlian accent] You're a swine.
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Norm: This is a battle of nerves between John and me.
Shake: John hasn't got any.
Norm: Any what?
Shake: Nerves.
Norm: That's just the trouble. I've toyed with the idea of a ball-and-chain, but he'd just rattle them at me, and in public too. Sometimes, I think he enjoys seeing me suffer.
Shake: John hasn't got any.
Norm: Any what?
Shake: Nerves.
Norm: That's just the trouble. I've toyed with the idea of a ball-and-chain, but he'd just rattle them at me, and in public too. Sometimes, I think he enjoys seeing me suffer.