Kumar Patel quotes
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Congratu-****in'-lations!
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Thank you, come again.
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Dude, am I going deaf or did he just say we could **** his wife?
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Roldy! Roldy! Dude, you gotta come quick. There's these two filthy pussies just aching to get boned by us! [total silence] I mean--duh--that there are these two lovely young pussies who would like to have a chat with you and I.
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[in dream, spits at a bag of marijuana] Bitch! Learn how to ****in' make coffee, you ****ing whore!
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Shotgun anus!
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[after falling on the ground, holding his head] Ow-w-w! My ass!
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So she's kinda ****ing cute. Let her touch your penis.
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Hey, asshole, why don't you leave that guy alone and go jerk off to some snowboarding videos or something?
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Just because you're hung like a moose doesn't mean you gotta do porn.
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Hello-o-o-o, New Brunswick!
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She touch your penis?