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Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!
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It's gonna take me a while to fix up your car there, so if you boys like, you can go on inside, get yourselves something to drink, warsh up, **** my wife, watch TV - anything you want. Mi casa mi su casa. Just don't do anything the Good Lord wouldn't do.
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Who wants first reach-around?
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Hey Randy! What? The devil! Whuh? The devil is everywhere...
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I was goin down to Georgia, gonna get myself baptized, gon get myself baptized in the bussom of the Lord.