Kumar : [walks up to a bush and starts peeing] Ahh. [Creepy Guy walks up out of nowhere and starts peeing right next to him] Kumar : 'Scuse me, I just-- Creepy Guy : Huh?! Kumar : I have to ask you, why'd you--wha--wha--why are you peeing right here? Creepy Guy : What? Kumar : I mean... why'd you pee right next to me when you could like, choose that bush, or--? Creepy Guy : Well, this bush looked like I should pee on it. Why are you peeing on it? Kumar : Well, no one was here when I chose this bush. Creepy Guy : Oh, so you get to pee on it and no one else does? Huh? Kumar : No, it's just--I just-- Creepy Guy : This your bush? You have a special bond with this bush? Kumar : No, I just thought that-- Creepy Guy : You the king of the forest? Kumar : I'm sorry? Creepy Guy : What? You ****in' tree-hugger. Is this your special bush?! Kumar : Never mind. Forget it, I really don't feel like gettin' stabbed tonight. [they pee in silence for a bit] Creepy Guy : [quietly] Nice pubes. Kumar : [pauses, creeped out] Thanks.

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