Harold Lee quotes
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[Discovers that Kumar has brought weed on the airplane] You brought weed on the ****ing airplane?!
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Watch out for cheetahs! This is cheetah turf!
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Oh, yeah! Yeah, it's sweet! 'Cuz we're fugitives. Driving a yellow convertible with the top down, dressed like assholes!
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[Dressed in KKK clothes after coming to a KKK barbeque and was asked to say 1 racist thing you did in the week] I did knee an Indian guy in the balls.
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Jesus, Kumar. I don't like it so much.