[Kumar is licking Harold to wake him up] Harold: What the hell are you doing?! God! Kumar : Well, you were out cold, I figured if I started doing some gay shit you'd wake up. Harold : Didn't we come here on a cheetah? Where's the cheetah? Kumar: It ran away. Listen, I got some bad news and some worse news. Harold: Okay, give me the worse news first. Kumar: I was looking at some of the roadsigns, and it looks like the cheetah took us in a completely different direction. Harold: What's the bad news? Kumar: Your laptop's completely destroyed. Harold : [shouts] What? How is that not the worse news!? Kumar : [calmly] Well, the laptop situation really only affects you, where as the White Castle situation affects us both equally.

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