Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix quotes

View Quote Hermione: [Running up with Harry to meet Ginny, Ron, Neville and Luna] How did you get away?
Ginny: Puking Pastilles, it wasn't pretty.
Ron: I told them I was hungry and wanted some sweets. Of course they told me to bugger off and ate them all themselves.
Hermione: [Surprised] That was clever, Ron!
Ron: It's been known to happen.
Neville: It was brilliant. So how are we get in London?
Harry: Look, it's not that I don't appreciate everything you've done, all of you. But, I've got you into enough trouble as it is.
Neville: Dumbledore's Army was supposed to be about doing something real. Or was all that just words to you?
Ron: Maybe you don't have to do this all by yourself mate.
Harry: So how are we going to get to London?
Luna: We fly, of course.

View Quote Hermione: Everyone this is Loony Love--Luna Lovegood.
[Beat]
Hermione:What an interesting necklace.
Luna: It's a charm actually. Keeps away the Nargles.
[Pause]
Luna: Hungry. I hope there's pudding.
[The carriage starts riding]
Ron: [Whispering] What's a Nargle?
Hermione Granger: No idea.

View Quote Hermione: You've done it Neville. You found the Room of Requirement.
Ron: The what?
Hermione: It's also known as the Come-And-Go Room. The Room of Requirement only appears when a person has real need of it, and is always equipped for the seeker's needs.
Ron: So say you really needed the toilet?
Hermione: Charming, Ronald, but yes, that is the general idea.
Harry: It's brilliant! It's like Hogwarts wants us to fight back.

View Quote Lucius Malfoy: All we want is that prophecy.
Harry: Why did Voldemort need me to come and get this?
Bellatrix Lestrange: You dare speak his name? You filthy half-blood!
Lucius Malfoy: It's alright, he's just a curious lad aren't you? Prophecies can only be retrieved by those about whom they are made. Which is lucky for you, really. [whispers] Haven't you always wondered what was the reason for the connection between you and the Dark lord? Why he was unable to kill you, when you were just an infant? Don't you want to know the secret of you scar? All the answers are there, Potter, in your hand. All you have to do, is give it to me, and I can show you everything.
[The Death Eaters surround Harry's group]
Harry: I waited 14 years.
Lucius Malfoy: I know.
Harry: Guess I can wait a little longer. Now!
Harry, Ron, Neville & Ginny: Stupefy!
Hermione & Luna: Stupefy!

View Quote Lucius Malfoy: Did you actually believe, were you truly naive enough to think that children stood a chance, against us. I'll make this simple for you Potter. Give me the prophecy now, or watch your friends die.
Neville: Don't give it to him Harry!
Bellatrix Lestrange: Sst!
[Harry hesitates but hands over the prophecy. Malfoy holds it up and a white light distracts them.]
Sirius: Get away from my godson. [punches Malfoy]

View Quote Luna: Hello Harry Potter.
Harry: [Sees Luna isn't wearing shoes] Your feet, aren't they cold?
Luna: Bit. Unfortunately all my shoes have mysteriously disappeared. I suspect Nargles are behind it.
Harry: [Referring to the Thestrals] What are they?
Luna They're called Thestrals. They're quite gentle really but people avoid them because, they're a bit--
Harry: Different. But why can't the others see them?
Luna: They can only be seen by people who've seen death.
Harry: So you've known someone who's died then?
Luna: My mum. She was quite an extraordinary witch and she did like to experiment and one day one of her spells went badly wrong. I was nine.
Harry: I'm sorry.
Luna: Yes, it was rather horrible. I do feel very sad about it sometimes. But I still have a dad. We both believe you by the way. [When Harry doesn't respond] That He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is back, and you fought him and the Ministry and the Prophet are conspiring against you and Dumbledore.
Harry: Thanks. It seems you're about the only ones that do.
Luna: Don't think that's true.

View Quote Remus Lupin: Now fear makes people do terrible things, Harry. The last time Voldemort gained power he almost destroyed everything we hold most dear. Now he's returned and I'm afraid the Minister will do almost anything to avoid facing that terrifying truth.
Sirius: We think Voldemort wants to build up his army again. [Everyone turns to face Sirius] Fourteen years ago he had huge numbers at his command, not only witches and wizards but all sorts of dark creatures. He's been recruiting heavily and we've been attempting to do the same. But gathering followers isn't the only thing he's interested in.
[Moody lets out a loud cough]
Sirius We believe Voldemort may be after something else--
Moody: Sirius--
Sirius: Something he didn't have last time.
Harry: You mean, a weapon?
[Sirius opens his mouth to speak]
Mrs Weasley: No! That's enough! He's just a boy! You tell him much more and you might as well induct him in the Order straight away.
Harry: Good, I want to join. If Voldemort's raising an army then I want to fight.

View Quote Ron: You alright, mate?
Harry: I'm fine
Ron: Seamus was bang out of order. But he'll come through. You'll see--
Harry: I said I'm fine Ron!
Ron: Right. I'll just leave you to your thoughts then. [Ron leaves the dormitory]

View Quote Sirius: Now listen to me. I want you to take the others and get out of here.
Harry: What? No. I'm staying with you--
Sirius: You've done beautifully. Now let me take it from here.

View Quote Snape: It appears there is a connection between the Dark Lord's mind and your own. Whether he is, as yet, aware of this connection is for the moment unclear. Pray he remains ignorant.
Harry: You mean if he knows about it then, he'll be able to read my mind.
Snape: Read it, control it, unhinge it. In the past it was often the Dark Lord's pleasure to invade the minds of his victims, creating visions designed to torture them into madness. Only after extracting the last exquisite ounce of agony, only when he had them literally begging for death would he finally kill them. Used properly, the power of Occlumency will help shield you from access or influence. In these lessons I will attempt to penetrate your mind. You will attempt to resist. Prepare yourself! Legilimens!
[Series of flashbacks]
Snape: Concentrate, Potter. Focus.

View Quote Snape: You sent for me, Headmistress?
Umbridge: Snape, yes. The time has come for answers, whether they want to give them to me or not. Have you brought the Veritaserum?
Snape: I'm afraid you used up all my stores, interrogating students. The last of it on Miss Chang. Unless you wish to poison him - and I assure you I would have the greatest sympathy if you did - I cannot help you.
Harry: He's got Padfoot. He's got Padfoot at the place where it's hidden.
Umbridge: Padfoot? What is Padfoot? Where what is hidden? What is he talking about Snape?
Snape: No idea.

View Quote Umbridge: Pardon me, professor, but what exactly are you insinuating?
Professor McGonnagall: I am merely requesting that when it comes to my students, you conform to the prescribed disciplinary practices.
Umbridge: So silly of me but it sounds as if you're questioning my authority in my own classroom... [Takes a step up] Minerva.
Professor McGonnagall: Not at all, [Does the same] Dolores.. Merely your medieval methods.
Umbridge: I am sorry dear, but to question my practices is to question the Ministry and, by extension, the Minister himself. I am a tolerant woman but the one thing I will not stand for is disloyalty.
Professor McGonnagall: [Takes a step down] Disloyalty?
Umbridge: Things at Hogwarts are far worse than I feared. Cornelius will want to take immediate action.

View Quote Umbridge: Very well. You give me no choice, Potter. As this is a matter of Ministry Security, you leave me with... no other alternative. The Cruiciatus Curse ought to loosen your tounge.
Hermione: That's illegal.
Umbridge: [Putting a picture of Minister Fudge face down] What Cornelius doesn't know won't hurt him.
[Umbridge prepares to curse Harry.]
Hermione: Tell her, Harry!
Umbridge: Tell me what?
Hermione: Well, if you won't tell her where it is, I will.
Umbridge: Where what is?
Hermione: Dumbledore's secret weapon.

View Quote Umbridge: I've been watching them for weeks and see, Dumbledore's army. Proof of what I've been telling you right from the beginning, Cornelius.
[To Dumbledore]
Cornelius Fudge: All your fear mongering about You-Know-Who never fooled us for a minute. We say your lies for what they were, a smokescreen for your bid to seize control of the Ministry.
Dumbledore: Naturally.
Harry: No, professor! He had nothing to do with it, it was me!
Dumbledore: Most noble of you Harry to shield me, but as it's been pointed out the parchment clearly says Dumbledore's Army, not Potter's. I instructed Harry to form this organization and I, and I alone, am responsible for its activities.
Cornelius Fudge Dispatch a owl to the Daily Prophet if we hurry we should make the morning edition. Dawlish, Shacklebolt! You will escort Dumbledore to Azkaban, to await trial for conspiracy and sedition...
Dumbledore: Ah, I thought we might hit this little snag. You seem to be laboring under the delusion I am going to - what was the phrase? "Come quietly." i have no intention of doing so. i will of course escape.
Umbridge: Enough of this! Take him!
[Dumbledore summons his phoenix Fawkes and both explode and disappear in a ball of a flame]
Kingsley Shacklebolt: well You may not like him, Minister, but you can't deny--Dumbledore's got style!

View Quote Umbridge: No let me make this quite plain. You have been told that a certain Dark Wizard is at large once again. This...is...a ...lie!
Harry: It's not a lie, I saw him! I fought him!
Umbridge: Detention, Mr. Potter!
Harry: So according to you Cedric Diggory dropped dead of his own accord?
Umbridge: Cedric Diggory's death was a tragic accident.
Harry: It was murder. Voldemort killed him. You must know this--
Umbridge: Enough! Enough.