Major Marquis Warren quotes

View Quote Got room for one more?

View Quote When the handbill says "dead or alive", the rest of us just shoot you in the back from up on top a perch somewhere and bring you in dead over a saddle. But when John Ruth the Hangman catches you, you don't die from no bullet in the back. When the Hangman catches you... [winks] You hang!

View Quote Move a little strange, a little sudden, you're gonna get a bullet. Not a warning, not a question... A bullet!

View Quote Let's slow it down. Let's slow it waaaay down...

View Quote My theory is you're working with the man who poisoned the coffee. And both of you murdered Minnie and Sweet Dave, and anybody else might'a picked this bad-luck day to visit Minnie's Haberdashery this morning. And your intention was, at some point, to bushwhack John Ruth and free Daisy. But you didn't count the blizzard, and you didn't count the two of us. That's as far as I got. How am I doin'?

View Quote [slow motion] You gon' make a deal with this diabolical bitch?