Tony Perkis Jr quotes
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Good morning, Campers. Today is evaluation day. The key word here is value. Do you have any? Not yet. But by the time camp is over, you will all be a bunch of skinny winners.
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Attention Campers; Lunch has been canceled today, due to lack of hustle. Deal with it.
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Come on... you devil log!
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Oh look, a deli meat!
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Just Father Sky, Mother Earth, and your dear old Uncle Tony.
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"Congratulations, you've just joined the 76% of Americans who forget to stretch before doing any physical activity.
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Anybody who brings candy to this camp isn't your friend. He's a destroyer.
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Being an only child, educated entirely by private tutors my whole life, I'm looking forward to interacting with children for the first time.
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I'm doggin' it, Pat. I'm doggin' it!
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There are so many myths about the abdominal muscles. I'm happy to put this one to rest.
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I'm too strong. I'm too motivated. And you're too weak!
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Let me make something very clear: the PerkiSystem does not work with cheaters like Gerald Garner! OK?! How can I sell an infomercial about fat kids who can't keep their piggy little snouts shut?! Hmm? Who's gonna buy that, huh?
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"Do it to it, Lars!"