Lars quotes
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I'm feeling skinny, Tony!
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Silence!
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HEY, DON'T PEE IN THE WAHTER! Don't drink the wahter, he peed in it!
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Please put your fat finger DOWN!
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You've broken my camera!
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[over speakers] "Now, its time to meet your new owner and operator. Tony Perkis is a man who believes in you. His life is dedicated to saying things like "YES!" and "You better believe it!" Entrepreneur, a motivator, and a new friend! May I introduce, TONY PERKIS!"
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"Smellman"
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"Congratulations, Mr. Simms. You are the fattest boy in camp."