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Abe Sapien: Behind this door – a dark entity, evil, ancient, and hungry.
Hellboy: Oh, well. Let me go in and say "Hi".
Hellboy: Oh, well. Let me go in and say "Hi".
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Hellboy [Being hit on the head with a fire extinguisher]: Hey! I'm on your side!
Train conductor: Sure! [Hits him on the head again]
Train conductor: Sure! [Hits him on the head again]
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Hellboy: [Carrying the torso of the re-animated corpse over his shoulder] How you doing back there, Ivan?
Ivan Klimatovich: [In Russian] If I still had legs, I'd kick your ass!
Hellboy: [To fellow agent] Could you hold this guy for a while? He is so negative.
Ivan Klimatovich: [In Russian] If I still had legs, I'd kick your ass!
Hellboy: [To fellow agent] Could you hold this guy for a while? He is so negative.
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John Myers: [About Sammael] What the hell is that thing?!
Hellboy: Aw, crap! [Peels off a tentacle latched to his arm] Let me go ask.
Hellboy: Aw, crap! [Peels off a tentacle latched to his arm] Let me go ask.
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John Myers: Miss Sherman? Can I call you Liz? It's a beautiful name.
Liz Sherman: 60 percent of the women in the world are named Liz.
John Myers: Well, it's impressive by my standards. My name's John. John T. Myers. Dr. Broom asked me to invite you back to the Bureau.
Liz Sherman: 60 percent of the women in the world are named Liz.
John Myers: Well, it's impressive by my standards. My name's John. John T. Myers. Dr. Broom asked me to invite you back to the Bureau.
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Liz Sherman: In the dark I heard your voice, what did you say?
Hellboy: I said, "Hey, you on the other side – let her go. Because for her I will cross over, and then you'll be sorry."
Hellboy: I said, "Hey, you on the other side – let her go. Because for her I will cross over, and then you'll be sorry."
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Nazi General: Five years of construction and research, Grigori. Five years! The Führer doesn't look kindly on failure!
Grigori Rasputin: There will be no failure, General. I promised Herr Hitler a miracle. I'll deliver one! What I do tonight, can never be undone! I will open a portal, and awaken the Ogdru Jahad – the Seven Gods of Chaos! Our enemies shall be destroyed, and from the ashes– a new Eden will arise.
Grigori Rasputin: There will be no failure, General. I promised Herr Hitler a miracle. I'll deliver one! What I do tonight, can never be undone! I will open a portal, and awaken the Ogdru Jahad – the Seven Gods of Chaos! Our enemies shall be destroyed, and from the ashes– a new Eden will arise.
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Professor Broom: [Opening Narration] What is it that makes a man a man? Is it his origins, the way things start. Or is it something else, something harder to describe? For me it all began in 1944, classified mission off the coast of Scotland. The Nazis were desperate. Combining science and black magic they intended to upset the balance of the war. I was 28, already a paranormal advisor to President Roosevelt. I could never have suspected that what would transpire that night would not only effect the course of history but change my life forever.
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Professor Broom: [Talking to John Myers about the history of Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense] 1937: Hitler joins the Thule Society, a group of German aristocrats obsessed with the occult. In 1938, he acquired the spear of Longinus, which pierced the side of Christ. He who holds it becomes invincible. Hitler's power increases tenfold. 1943: President Roosevelt decides to fight back. The Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense is born. 1958: the Occult Wars finally come to an end with the death of Adolf Hitler.
John Myers: [Stops walking for a moment, pausing in thought] 1945, you mean. Hitler died in '45.
Professor Broom: [Amused] Did he now?
John Myers: [Stops walking for a moment, pausing in thought] 1945, you mean. Hitler died in '45.
Professor Broom: [Amused] Did he now?
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Professor Broom: In medieval stories, there is often a young knight who is inexperienced, but pure of heart.
John Myers: Oh, come on. I am not pure of heart.
Abe Sapien: [Who is psychic] Yes, you are.
Professor Broom: Rasputin is back for him. What I'm asking of you is to have the courage to stand by him when I am gone. He was born a demon; we can't change that. But you will help him, in essence, to become a man.
John Myers: Oh, come on. I am not pure of heart.
Abe Sapien: [Who is psychic] Yes, you are.
Professor Broom: Rasputin is back for him. What I'm asking of you is to have the courage to stand by him when I am gone. He was born a demon; we can't change that. But you will help him, in essence, to become a man.
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Tom Manning: Every time the media gets a look at him, they come running to me. I'm running out of lies, Trevor.
Professor Broom: I thought you liked being on television.
Tom Manning: I do. [lights a cigar] So, how many escapes, this year alone? Five?
Professor Broom: Tom, he's our guest, not a prisoner.
Tom Manning: Yeah, well, your "guest" happens to be six-foot-five, bright red, has a tail, and is government funded.
Professor Broom: I thought you liked being on television.
Tom Manning: I do. [lights a cigar] So, how many escapes, this year alone? Five?
Professor Broom: Tom, he's our guest, not a prisoner.
Tom Manning: Yeah, well, your "guest" happens to be six-foot-five, bright red, has a tail, and is government funded.
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(Holding a corpse by a noose over his shoulder)
Hellboy: This is Ivan Klimatovich. Say hi, Ivan.
Ivan Klimatovich: [In Russian] Go that way, Red Monkey!
Ivan Klimatovich: [In Russian] Go that way, Red Monkey!
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[Grigori Rasputin: What have you done?] [Stabs Rasputin in the stomach with one of his horns] I chose.
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[Liz Sherman: In the dark, I heard your voice, what did you say?] I said, "Hey, you on the other side – let her go. Because for her, I will cross over, and then you'll be sorry."
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[About his Rubik's cube] Listen, I'm not much of a problem solver. Three decades– and I've only completed two sides.