[Phil is trying to tell Hercules the truth about Meg.] Phil : Kid, listen to me! She's... Hercules : A dream come true? Phil : Not exactly. Hercules : More beautiful than Aphrodite? Phil : Aside from that. Hercules : The most wonderful... Phil : SHE'S A FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!!!!!!! SHE'S BEEN PLAYIN' YOU FOR A SAP!! Hercules : Stop kidding around, Phil. Phil : I'm not kiddin' around! Hercules : I know you're upset about today, but that's no reason to-- Phil : Kid, you're missin' the point! Hercules : The point is I love her. Phil : She don't love you! Hercules : You're crazy. Phil : She's nothing but a two-timin'... Hercules : Stop it! Phil : ... no-good, lyin', schemin'... Hercules : SHUT UP!!! [Hits Phil]

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