Helga quotes

View Quote Arnold! What an annoying little goody two-shoes. What a dopey little dreamer. What a corny little cornball. Always walking around trying to get everyone to look on the bright side and do the right thing. How I despise him. And yet... I love him! I love him! I love his unerring sense of right and wrong. I love his insistence on the needs of the many over the needs of the few. But most of all I love how his hair smells up close, then he looks at me and I make an excuse for being so close. Then I insult him to cover up the secret, adoring feelings which I have so long and painfully harbored. Oh, Arnold!

View Quote My brave little football-headed hero.

View Quote (as Deep Voice) I'm everywhere and nowhere, but mostly I'm everywhere.

View Quote Oh, Arnold, another moral dilemma... Stick with Big Bob and get rich or find some way to help you, my beloved, noble Arnold, whom I have so long adored. If only I knew what to do. If only I had a sign. (Pigeon poops on her) Perfect.

View Quote Tell it to the judge.

View Quote You heard me, pal. I love you. Love you! Who else do you think has been stalking you night and day, building shrines to you in a closet, filling volumes of books with poems about you? I love you, Arnold! I’ve always loved you! Ever since I first laid eyes on your stupid football head! From that moment and every moment since, I’ve lived and dreamed for you, dreamed of the moment I could finally tell you my secret feelings and grab you and kiss you and...Oh, come here, you big lug! [Grabs Arnold and kisses him passionately]