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Barry: Ok buddy, uh, I was just tryin' to cheer us up, so go ahead. Put on some old sad bastard music, see if I care.
Rob: I don't wanna hear old sad bastard music Barry, I just want something I can ignore.
Barry: Here's the thing. I made that tape special for today. My special Monday morning tape for YOU... SPECIAL.
Rob: Well its ****in' Monday afternoon, you should get out of bed earlier!
Barry: What's up?
Rob: Laura's dad died.
Barry: Oh drag.
Barry: Top 5 songs about death. A Laura's Dad tribute list, okay? Okay. Leader of the Pack. The guy ****in' beefs it on his motorcycle and dies, right? Dead Man's Curve. Jan & Dean.
Dick: Do you know that right after they recorded that song Jan himself crashed his car...
Barry: It was Dean you ****in' idiot...
Rob: It was Jan. It was a long time after the song.
Barry: Okay, whatever. Tell Laura I Love Her. That would bring the house down - Laura's Mom could sing it. You know what I'd want? One Step Beyond by Madness. And, uh, You Can't Always Get What You Want.
Dick: No. Immediate disqualification because of its involvement with The Big Chill.
Barry: Oh God. You're right!
Dick: Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald - Gordon Lightfoot.
Barry: You bastard! That's so good - that should have been mine... The night Laura's daddy died. Sha na na na na na na na na! Brother what a night it really was. Mother what a night it really... angina's tough! Glory be!
Laura: I'm too tired not to be with you.
Rob: What, so if you had a bit more energy we'd stay split up, but things being as they are, with you being wiped out and all, you want to get back together? Is that it?
Laura: Yeah.
Rob: Hey, Liz.
Liz: Hi, Rob... YOU ****ING ASSHOLE!
Barry: What's her name?
Dick: Anna.
Barry:Anna? Anaconda?
Dick: Anna Moss.
Barry: (laughing) Anna Moss?!? Is she all green and fuzzy and mossy? And you met this bruiser where? At the Home for the Mentally Challenged or the Blind or the bus station?
Dick: No, she came in and asked about the new Green Day...
Barry: Oh, finally! Anna! Dick! That's great. Really smoke that ass!
Rob: Liking both Marvin Gaye and Art Garfunkel is like supporting both the Israelis and the Palestinians.
Laura: No, it's really not, Rob. You know why? Because Marvin Gaye and Art Garfunkel make pop records.
Rob: Made! Made! Marvin Gaye is dead. His father shot him!
Customer: Hi, do you have the song "I Just Called To Say I Love You?" It's for my daughter's birthday.
Barry: Yea we have it.
Customer: Great great... Well, can I have it?
Barry: No, you can't.
Customer: Why not?!
Barry: Because it's sentimental tacky crap that's why. Do we look like a store that sells "I Just Called to Say I Love You"? Go to the mall!
Customer: What's your problem?!
Barry: Do you even know your daughter? There's no way she likes that song! Oh oh oh wait! Is she in a coma?
Rob: I will now sell five copies of the 3 E.P.s by The Beta Band.
Dick: Go for it. [Rob plays the record]
Customer: Who is this?
Rob: The Beta Band.
Customer: It's good.
Rob: I know.
Customer: Do you have Soul?
Rob: (Gives a hellishly depressed look) That all depends.
Dick: It guess it looks as if you're reorganizing your records. What is this though? Chronological?
Rob: No...
Dick: Not alphabetical...
Rob: Nope.
Dick: What?
Rob: Autobiographical.
Dick: No ****in' way.
Rob: What did Laura mean last night when she said, "I haven't slept with him yet." Yet! What does "yet" mean anyway? It means you're gonna do it, doesn't it? Or does it?
[Next scene]
Rob:[To Barry]Just come on. What would it mean to you, that sentence: I haven't seen Evil Dead II yet?
Barry: Well, to me it would mean that you're a liar. You've seen it twice. Once with Laura -oops- and once with me and Dick, remember? We had that conversation about the guy making Beretta shotgun ammo off-screen in the 14th century.
Rob: Right, all right. But let's just say that I hadn't seen it and I said to you, "I haven't seen Evil Dead II yet", what would you think?
Barry: I'd think that you're a cinematic idiot and I'd feel sorry for you.
Rob: All right. But from that one sentence, would you think that I was going to see it?
Barry: I'm sorry, Rob. I'm struggling here. You're asking me what would I think if you told me you hadn't seen a film that you have already seen. What am I supposed to say?
Rob: Just listen to me. If I said to you-
Barry: "I haven't seen Evil Dead II yet", yes.
Rob: Would you get the impression that I really wanted to see it?
Barry: Oh, uh, well you couldn't have been desperate to see it, otherwise you'd have already gone.
Rob: Right, I'm not gonna see that movie.
Barry:[pause] But the word "yet". Yeah, you know what? I'd get the impression that you wanted to see it otherwise you'd have said you didn't wanna go.
Rob: But in your opinion, would I definitely go?
Barry: How the **** am I supposed to know?! Probably!
Rob: Why?
Barry: Because it's a brilliant film. It's so funny, and violent, and the soundtrack kicks ****ing ass. I never thought I'd say this, but can I go work now?

Barry : Ok buddy, uh, I was just tryin' to cheer us up, so go ahead. Put on some old sad bastard music, see if I care. Rob : I don't wanna hear old sad bastard music Barry, I just want something I can ignore. Barry : Here's the thing. I made that tape special for today. My special Monday morning tape for YOU ... SPECIAL . Rob : Well its ****in' Monday afternoon, you should get out of bed earlier! Barry : What's up? Rob : Laura's dad died. Barry : Oh drag. Barry : Top 5 songs about death. A Laura's Dad tribute list, okay? Okay. Leader of the Pack. The guy ****in' beefs it on his motorcycle and dies, right? Dead Man's Curve. Jan & Dean. Dick : Do you know that right after they recorded that song Jan himself crashed his car... Barry : It was Dean you ****in' idiot... Rob : It was Jan. It was a long time after the song. Barry : Okay, whatever. Tell Laura I Love Her. That would bring the house down - Laura's Mom could sing it. You know what I'd want? One Step Beyond by Madness. And, uh, You Can't Always Get What You Want. Dick : No. Immediate disqualification because of its involvement with The Big Chill. Barry : Oh God. You're right! Dick : Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald - Gordon Lightfoot. Barry : You bastard! That's so good - that should have been mine... The night Laura's daddy died. Sha na na na na na na na na! Brother what a night it really was. Mother what a night it really... angina's tough! Glory be! Laura : I'm too tired not to be with you. Rob : What, so if you had a bit more energy we'd stay split up, but things being as they are, with you being wiped out and all, you want to get back together? Is that it? Laura : Yeah. Rob : Hey, Liz. Liz : Hi, Rob... YOU ****ING ASSHOLE! Barry : What's her name? Dick : Anna. Barry :Anna? Anaconda? Dick : Anna Moss. Barry : (laughing) Anna Moss?!? Is she all green and fuzzy and mossy? And you met this bruiser where? At the Home for the Mentally Challenged or the Blind or the bus station? Dick : No, she came in and asked about the new Green Day... Barry : Oh, finally! Anna! Dick! That's great. Really smoke that ass! Rob : Liking both Marvin Gaye and Art Garfunkel is like supporting both the Israelis and the Palestinians. Laura : No, it's really not, Rob. You know why? Because Marvin Gaye and Art Garfunkel make pop records. Rob : Made! Made! Marvin Gaye is dead. His father shot him! Customer : Hi, do you have the song "I Just Called To Say I Love You?" It's for my daughter's birthday. Barry : Yea we have it. Customer : Great great... Well, can I have it? Barry : No, you can't. Customer : Why not?! Barry : Because it's sentimental tacky crap that's why. Do we look like a store that sells "I Just Called to Say I Love You"? Go to the mall! Customer : What's your problem?! Barry : Do you even know your daughter? There's no way she likes that song! Oh oh oh wait! Is she in a coma? Rob : I will now sell five copies of the 3 E.P.s by The Beta Band. Dick : Go for it. [Rob plays the record] Customer : Who is this? Rob : The Beta Band. Customer : It's good. Rob : I know. Customer : Do you have Soul? Rob : (Gives a hellishly depressed look) That all depends. Dick : It guess it looks as if you're reorganizing your records. What is this though? Chronological? Rob : No... Dick : Not alphabetical... Rob : Nope. Dick : What? Rob : Autobiographical. Dick : No ****in' way. Rob : What did Laura mean last night when she said, "I haven't slept with him yet ." Yet! What does "yet" mean anyway? It means you're gonna do it, doesn't it? Or does it? [Next scene] Rob : [To Barry] Just come on. What would it mean to you, that sentence: I haven't seen Evil Dead II yet ? Barry : Well, to me it would mean that you're a liar. You've seen it twice. Once with Laura -oops- and once with me and Dick, remember? We had that conversation about the guy making Beretta shotgun ammo off-screen in the 14th century. Rob : Right, all right. But let's just say that I hadn't seen it and I said to you, "I haven't seen Evil Dead II yet", what would you think? Barry : I'd think that you're a cinematic idiot and I'd feel sorry for you. Rob : All right. But from that one sentence, would you think that I was going to see it? Barry : I'm sorry, Rob. I'm struggling here. You're asking me what would I think if you told me you hadn't seen a film that you have already seen. What am I supposed to say? Rob : Just listen to me. If I said to you- Barry : "I haven't seen Evil Dead II yet", yes. Rob : Would you get the impression that I really wanted to see it? Barry : Oh, uh, well you couldn't have been desperate to see it, otherwise you'd have already gone. Rob : Right, I'm not gonna see that movie. Barry : [pause] But the word "yet". Yeah, you know what? I'd get the impression that you wanted to see it otherwise you'd have said you didn't wanna go. Rob : But in your opinion, would I definitely go? Barry : How the **** am I supposed to know?! Probably! Rob : Why? Barry : Because it's a brilliant film. It's so funny, and violent, and the soundtrack kicks ****ing ass. I never thought I'd say this, but can I go work now?