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I need some peace and quiet...or whatever it is people go away for.
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I'm Mr. Napkin Head!
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Iris, in the movies, we have leading ladies and we have the best friend. You, I can tell, are the leading lady, but for some reason, you're behaving like the best friend.
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Is that a trick question?
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It doesn't matter how many new haircuts you get, or gyms you join, or how many glasses of chardonnay you drink with your girlfriends... you still go to bed every night going over every detail and wonder what you did wrong or how you could have misunderstood. And how in the hell for that brief moment you could think that you were that happy. And sometimes you can even convince yourself that he'll see the light and show up at your door. And after all that, however long all that may be, you'll go somewhere new. And you'll meet people who make you feel worthwhile again. And little pieces of your soul will finally come back. And all that fuzzy stuff, those years of your life that you wasted, that will eventually begin to fade.
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It's Christmas Eve and we are going to celebrate being young and being alive.
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Let's get this embarrassment over with.
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Long distance relationships can work, you know.
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Romantic comedy films
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So, he's a schmuck.
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That was brilliant. Brutal, but brilliant.
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The wind...It's what makes it so warm at this time of the year. Legend has it, when Santa Anas blow, all bets are off, anything can happen.
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This was some Meet-Cute!
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You know Graham, I just broke up with someone and considering you just showed up and you're insanely good-looking and probably won't remember me anyway...I'm thinking we should have sex...If you want.
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You're supposed to be the leading lady in your own life, for God's sake!