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Tip: You know, when I'm stressed out, my mom tells me jokes.
Oh: [embarrassed] Boov do not do telling jokes.
Tip: Oh, it's not that hard. I'll teach you. Knock-knock. [Oh stares at her expectantly] You'd say "Who's there?"
Oh: [looks around, confused] You are there.
Tip: No, just ask me.
Oh: [going with it] Who is there?
Tip: Now I say, "The interrupting cow." Now you say, "The interrupting cow, who?" Let's just do it. Knock-knock.
Oh: Who is there?
Tip: The interrupting cow.
Oh: The interrupting cow-
Tip: [loudly] MOOOOO!!! [laughs]
Oh: [stammers] You did not let me finish my response. I was to say, "The interrupting co-"
Tip: MOOOOO!!! [laughs]
Oh: [stammers] Oh, you did it again! [gasps, realizes] Oh. That is the joke. The cow is to being an interrupting cow, and therefore interrupts me!
Tip: I know. That's why it's funny--
Oh: [loudly] MOOOOO!!! [every time he moos, Pig yowls and jumps.]
Tip: [somewhat annoyed] Let me fi--
Oh: MOOOOO!!!
Tip: Enough!
Oh: I'm the interrupting cow!
Tip: Knock it off!
Oh: MOOOOO!!!
Tip: OH! Don't make me get out more tape!


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