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Claudia Larson: You don't know the first thing about me.
Joanne Larson Wedman: Likewise, I'm sure. If I just met you on the street... if you gave me your phone number... I'd throw it away.
Claudia Larson: Well, we don't have to like each other, Jo. We're family.
Joanne Larson Wedman: Likewise, I'm sure. If I just met you on the street... if you gave me your phone number... I'd throw it away.
Claudia Larson: Well, we don't have to like each other, Jo. We're family.
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Joanne Larson: You're calling me a freak?
Tommy Larson: No, I'm calling you a product of baboon lovin'. There's a distinction.
Tommy Larson: No, I'm calling you a product of baboon lovin'. There's a distinction.
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Come on. Where is everybody? People are starving in the former Yugoslavia.
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Henry! A car full of Larsons almost died there!
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I'm giving thanks that we don't have to go through this for another year. Except we do, because those bas**** went and put Christmas right in the middle, just to punish us.
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Into the house! Everyone! Before we're in the evening news!
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Well, that was absurd. Let's eat dead bird!
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[answers the phone] Hello... who?... I never heard of him, consult your directory. [hangs up]