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[After the plane takes off without them] That was terrifying. Absolutely terrifying.
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[After the plane takes off without them] I wasn't scared. I wasn't scared, not one wee little [pees] bit.
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[Chance has underwear stuck on his head] Ooh, Chance, take it off! Take it all off! [hums an "exotic dance" tune]
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[Closing line, eating pizza] You know, I can't think of a happier ending!
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[Singing] Home, home in the 'burbs, where the cat and the squeak toy can play... where no traffic is heard, and I can maul birds, and sleep in the sunshine all day!
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A cage?! They're treating me like I'm some kind of an animal!
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Can somebody tell me why I keep following Dumb and Dumber?!
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Cut the mush, get the grub!
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Does the cat always have to be the brains of the operation? Beauty and brains? I never cease to amaze myself.
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I'd always heard love hurts. I never knew it could hurt this much. It was like getting a bath, missing dinner and going to the vet all rolled into one. I tell you, I was one sad puppy.
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Jamie? Is that you? Wait, what am I talking about? Of course, it's you! It's really you! I found you! I found my boy! I found my Jamie! Oh, I'm so happy! Oh, I could just lick you for days! Give me a hug!
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So we walked... and walked... and just for a little change of pace, we walked some more. Questions began racing through my mind. Where were we? How were we gonna get home? Who decided a Chihuahua was a dog? And, most importantly, when were we gonna eat?
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They treat us pretty good here. Three meals a day, a warm place to sleep at night, and all the smelly sneakers you can eat.