Peter Banning/Peter Pan quotes

View Quote [trying to rationalize why he can see Tinkerbell] You're a... you're a complex Freudian hallucination having something to do with my mother and I don't know why you have wings, but you have very lovely legs and you're a very nice tiny person and what am I saying, I don't know who my mother was; I'm an orphan and I've never done drugs because I missed the sixties, I was an accountant.

View Quote [to a pirate who admires his boots] I think you can get them at Armani.

View Quote Hook, you let those kids out of that net in less than one minute or you better get an attorney and hope to God he's better than me.

View Quote Don't mess with me man, I'm a lawyer!

View Quote [after Rufio draws his sword] All right! Okay, shows over, you *put* that thing away! Now put it down before you poke somebody's eye out!

View Quote [unearthing his cell phone] Wow. [opens it and holds it to his ear] Brad! Hi! ...you been holding this long? ...Uh huh. ...Neverland. Lost Boys. Jim Hook, duel to the death, I'll tell you about it later. Listen, I'd love to chat... but I gotta climb a drain pipe right now. "Why?" Because I ran out of fairy dust, if not I would've flown up. [hangs up] Pssh, "Why?"

View Quote It's Hook or me this time.