The Hot Chick quotes

24 total quotes

View Quote And for me, a screaming orgasm on the beach with extra sugar around the rim, YUM! (the bartender gives him an odd look) Better make that last one a Brewsky... Double Brewsky.

View Quote Come on, it's not every day that your best friend grows a penis.

View Quote I have to get to the little girls room before I soak my panties!

View Quote I'll make you a deal. You just let me make another 500 bucks tonight, ok, then I'll give you your body back because it's soooo important to you. (mockingly) Waa, waa, I'm crying about my body! And then you can loan it to me every other weekend so I can pay off some gambling debts.

View Quote Look at these earrings! I'll be the envy of every girl at prom. Not like that was in jeopardy or anything.

View Quote Ooooh check out the sweet buns on that guy! I'd like to get my hands on those...(trails off as he notices the macho bartender glaring at him, and then continues)...and wish they were womens' breasts. I'd squeeze the hell out of 'em. Maybe put a steak on 'em. Cause I'm a GUY. And that's what GUYS like me LIKE TO DO!

View Quote This is by far, the worst day of my life.

View Quote You think you're so cool 'cause you can pee with your penis. Get a new conditioner, your ends are totally split!

View Quote You're the only boy that can make my heart beat faster and slower at the same time.